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shploink

the word my dad uses for the cat exploring outside
is flatpants on the shploink again?
by sam jandwich January 27, 2022
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shploink

I made it up. I don't know what it means, but it makes me smile.
SHPLOINK!!! yes that's it
by Randizzle August 31, 2004
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Shploink:

Actually this word has an important definition. Shploink is the characteristic sound made when a drop of water falls from a stalagmite. Along with blep, blip, and bloop, the shploink sound is often made (in a very high pitched, false octave) between two male, heterosexual men at a bar when they observe a true fox that looks or acts extremely prudish, and they want to communicate to each other (but on the down low) that they would like to knock the stalagmites off her pussy
Sean and Jacoby are at a bar:
Stupafine girl in a green dress walks by who appears to be too good for all men, and also acts like she is a nun and she is completely uninterested in anyone except J.C.O.L.A.S. and her family:

Sean: blep.. blip.. bloop.. bloop…

Jacoby: Shploink!
by Seantae-4 the Dr. Dick July 16, 2007
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Shploink Overdose

A song made my totally famous gd player and song maker and dance pad doing thingamajig kingsamalot
by oh the no May 9, 2024
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Yoinky Sploinky

"i'm gonna hit 'em with that yoinky sploinky"
(spoken just before running over 3 orphans)
by Planetfinder September 20, 2021
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yoinky sploinky

A term used to describe any type of dance or move that is wacky, weird or unexpected, usually involving wobbly knees or meme dancing like the nae-nae
Streamer: "Chat, I'm not gonna hit that yoinky sploinky, that would be so stupid"
*streamer procedes to hit the meanest yoinky sploinky of all-time just five minutes later.*
by jerma985stan February 5, 2022
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The Yoinky Sploinky

the epicest most arousing thing ever
hit the yoinky sploinky and the girls pants simply fall off
guy 1:bro ima hit the yoinky sploinky
guy 2:alright bro hit us with it
*hits yoinky sploinky*
guy one and two continue to have sex (no homo)
by frog master IV December 14, 2021
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