Shpleeked

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Being extremely high on any given psychoactive substance

I am so shpleeked right now

Shpleeked by Yartjamin June 19, 2025

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Shpleeked

Being so high to the point where you can't tell what time it is

I'm so shpleeked right now

Shpleeked by Yartjamin June 19, 2025

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Shpleeked • Sleeked • shmeeked • SPLEENED • Shplacked • shpleeeeeeen • Shpleek • spleeted • spreeked • shmeeped/shpeeped

Sleeked

Sleeked - meaning slimy and/or sneaky. Reserved use for someone of extremely reprehensible morals.

That fella is one sleeked cunt!

Sleeked by peter_venkman March 2, 2010

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spreeked

orgasmed, ejaculated (usually projectile)

Just as I was about to orgasm, my boyfriend spreeked all over my teddy bear!

spreeked by rhenvar May 13, 2010

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shpleeeeeeen

a fun way of saying 'spleen' which is a large dark-red oval organ on the left side of the body. Must be said in a high pitched squeeky voice for full effect.

person 1: 'man i am bored...'
person 2: 'shpleeeeeeen'

shpleeeeeeen by abby999 November 5, 2005

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shmeeked

When you are so fucked up words like clapped, geeked, or fucked, wouldn't do justice to the situation.

Jesus, did you see Mike? He was shmeeked off of 14 percs.

shmeeked by Karazem April 6, 2020

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spleened

The act or instance of having a mass of soft tissue, usually the spleen, ripped or torn from the body, often while the person is still alive and shrieking and thrashing about horribly.

Jason got spleened yesterday at the plant when he got too close to some dangerous machinery. Took hours for the surgeons to fix him back up.

spleened by Lute September 14, 2004

kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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