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shplongle 

To be so inebriated your eyes cross in different directions.
We were having a great night until Joey got Shplongled!
shplongle by NoahHealy April 24, 2023

Shpongled 

To be on a different astral plane usually with the aid of (but not limited to) mushrooms, LSD, or DMT
I feel...Shpongled.
Shpongled by jsb22 December 26, 2008

Shpongle 

An electronic music group specializing in the arts of musical composition, particularly of the psychedelic chillout genre.
A circular vortex is spinning, Are You Shpongled?
Shpongle by A modest user July 10, 2006

Shpongleland 

Going to "Shpongleland" is when one takes enough of a psychedelic drug, such as LSD, DMT, psilocybin mushrooms, etc, to feel as if they have gone to another dimension. Not to be confused with 'Ego Death.'
Guy 1: So, how was your first time doing LSD, my dude?
Guy 2: Man...I went to Shpongleland.
Guy 1: Goddamn.
Shpongleland by lmperfect November 26, 2016

Shpongle 

To be shpongled is to be kippered, mashed, smashed, destroyed

COMPLETELY GESCHTONKENFLAPPED

also a good trance band
"I'm feeling very shpongled.
Smashed,mashed, completely geschtonkenflapped.

To be shpongled is to be kippered, mashed, smashed, destroyed

COMPLETELY GESCHTONKENFLAPPED

Feel so smooth.....Everything tingling
" shpongle - room 23
Shpongle by saucy von autofleisch October 17, 2003

Shlongered 

When something is beyond repair, unfixable or otherwise fully shlongered.
Zach: “hey, is that hose fitting salvageable or do we need a new one?”

Caden: “no way! It’s completely and utterly shlongered”.
Shlongered by Zach Pitzler October 4, 2019
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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