Originating from aforementioned Sprite commercial. However, in day-to-day use is actually a term for a cumshot splashing the back of the intended recipient's throat forcefully, in same thirstquenching manner as Sprite.
Chris exclaimed to Joe, "Last night I awoke to yer wife giving me favors under the covers. Yeah, you know she got that *SHPLADOW*! Then I promptly kicked her out the window & went back to sleep."
"Spladow" is the onomatopoetic exclamation that a gentleman shouts while delivering a handfull of of ejaculate to the face of a partner via throwing in a sidearm motion.
Brought into popular use by Godfrey, a comic, on a VH1 Episode of "I love the 90's"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.