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- A fuck-up of a situation. A person, who is a fuck-up of a situation, can also be a shplotz. One can experience, or be party to, a shplotz.
- People who constantly have a shplotz are followers of shplotzism.
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To ejaculate. To fuck-up. To make a mess of things. To ruin someone's experience.
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Something/someone who displays fuck-up characteristics.
- A fuck-up of a situation. A person, who is a fuck-up of a situation, can also be a shplotz. One can experience, or be party to, a shplotz.
- People who constantly have a shplotz are followers of shplotzism.
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To ejaculate. To fuck-up. To make a mess of things. To ruin someone's experience.
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Something/someone who displays fuck-up characteristics.
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Wow, THAT was a shplotz! He is a total shplotz. Guys, I had such a shplotz today.
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Bro, did you you shplotz inside of her? I shplotzed hard today. Jonny shplotzed Paul's entire party.
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He is a shplotzy man.
Wow, THAT was a shplotz! He is a total shplotz. Guys, I had such a shplotz today.
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Bro, did you you shplotz inside of her? I shplotzed hard today. Jonny shplotzed Paul's entire party.
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He is a shplotzy man.
by Pikaki May 30, 2019
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Steven: Yeah, he's a fuckin shlotzky.
Steven: Yeah, he's a fuckin shlotzky.
by Steven R. Sanchez May 28, 2009
Get the shlotzky mug.A Moroccan grilled cheese sandwich traditionally served with bananas, gummy bears and a chocolate chilly sauce.
A shlotzie is usually served at sheering parties and other community events.
This dish is only made on a green plate
However when served on a red plate is called: "a grilled cheese sandwich"
A shlotzie is usually served at sheering parties and other community events.
This dish is only made on a green plate
However when served on a red plate is called: "a grilled cheese sandwich"
by Brian propodopolis October 16, 2019
Get the Shlotzie mug.1. (v.) To engage in sexual intercourse with a person or object.
2. (v.) To penetrate the deep orifices or cavities of a person or object with a dildo. It is more polite to use this term than the F-word in mixed company.
This must not be misconstrued or misspelled as the verb splotch.
Synonym: fuck
2. (v.) To penetrate the deep orifices or cavities of a person or object with a dildo. It is more polite to use this term than the F-word in mixed company.
This must not be misconstrued or misspelled as the verb splotch.
Synonym: fuck
I love to schplotz myself with a broom handle.
John and Mary were arrested for schplotzing on their front lawn.
He schplotzed his inflatable doll all night long.
John and Mary were arrested for schplotzing on their front lawn.
He schplotzed his inflatable doll all night long.
by Rob Porter March 12, 2009
Get the schplotz mug.a male reproductive organ, but a particularly sloppy one. Derived from Shlotsky's Deli, a place where you may find cut meats of various sizes. A shlotz is a all meat and no manners, you may find that a shlotz that bumps into things and spills shit on people. Can also refer to a person guided entirely by their sloppy shlotz, or a person of equal intelligence to a piece of deli meat.
You just whacked me with your shlotz.
Get your shlotz out of my face, it smells like dead cow.
Dude, you are such a shlotz.
Get your shlotz out of my face, it smells like dead cow.
Dude, you are such a shlotz.
by tatertot December 26, 2007
Get the shlotz mug.A Shlotzie is a term used to describe a soul mate commonly used in greek and dutch slang.
A shlotzie is typically tall and generally doesn't have more than two legs.
A shlotzie is typically tall and generally doesn't have more than two legs.
by Brian propodopolis October 16, 2019
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