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Shplotz

Noun: -

- A fuck-up of a situation. A person, who is a fuck-up of a situation, can also be a shplotz. One can experience, or be party to, a shplotz.
- People who constantly have a shplotz are followers of shplotzism.

Verb: -

To ejaculate. To fuck-up. To make a mess of things. To ruin someone's experience.

Adjective: -

Something/someone who displays fuck-up characteristics.
Noun: -

Wow, THAT was a shplotz! He is a total shplotz. Guys, I had such a shplotz today.

Verb: -

Bro, did you you shplotz inside of her? I shplotzed hard today. Jonny shplotzed Paul's entire party.

Adjective: -

He is a shplotzy man.
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Gabe: Can you believe that guy doesn't know how to change a lightbulb,

Steven: Yeah, he's a fuckin shlotzky.
by Steven R. Sanchez May 28, 2009
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Shlotzie

A Moroccan grilled cheese sandwich traditionally served with bananas, gummy bears and a chocolate chilly sauce.

A shlotzie is usually served at sheering parties and other community events.
This dish is only made on a green plate
However when served on a red plate is called: "a grilled cheese sandwich"
Just went to a Moroccan event, the shlotzie was really yummy.
by Brian propodopolis October 16, 2019
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schplotz

1. (v.) To engage in sexual intercourse with a person or object.

2. (v.) To penetrate the deep orifices or cavities of a person or object with a dildo. It is more polite to use this term than the F-word in mixed company.

This must not be misconstrued or misspelled as the verb splotch.

Synonym: fuck
I love to schplotz myself with a broom handle.

John and Mary were arrested for schplotzing on their front lawn.

He schplotzed his inflatable doll all night long.
by Rob Porter March 12, 2009
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shlotz

a male reproductive organ, but a particularly sloppy one. Derived from Shlotsky's Deli, a place where you may find cut meats of various sizes. A shlotz is a all meat and no manners, you may find that a shlotz that bumps into things and spills shit on people. Can also refer to a person guided entirely by their sloppy shlotz, or a person of equal intelligence to a piece of deli meat.
You just whacked me with your shlotz.

Get your shlotz out of my face, it smells like dead cow.

Dude, you are such a shlotz.
by tatertot December 26, 2007
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Shlotzie

A Shlotzie is a term used to describe a soul mate commonly used in greek and dutch slang.

A shlotzie is typically tall and generally doesn't have more than two legs.
Omg brain is so hot i think he's my shlotzie
by Brian propodopolis October 16, 2019
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Shplotzed

A sexual position that involves ejaculation, but not actual sexual intercourse.
Guesse who shplotzed Leah Remini...Jimmy Caan, the lucky bastard...
by meah-jo mumz May 13, 2011
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