WHEN YOU HOP AROUND LIKE A JUNGLE BUNNY ON HOLLOWS EVE BEKUZ YOU TRIK OR TREATED IN THE GHETTO AND YOU GOT A NEEDLE STUCK IN YOUR SPLEEN KUZ SOME FOOL PUT IT IN YOUR BIT O HUNNY THATS WHAT HAPPENS ON HOPPY HOLLOW SPLEEN
OWW MY GUT HURTS IT MUST BE HOPPY HOLLOWSPLEEN AGAIN DAM CRACK HEADS POISOND MY TREATS AGAIN CRAZY SPOOKS
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.