shplong

shplong is the word used for sex in the bathtub.

‘oh i’m going for a cheeky shplong with the wifey’

by crazygal88 July 9, 2022

Shplong

An alternative name for mixing marijuana and tobacco in a bowl and smoking it out of a bong. It’s like a spliff for a bong.

“Yo Jimbob, pack a shplong and bring it outside”

by eySuki November 29, 2023

Shpongled

To be on a different astral plane usually with the aid of (but not limited to) mushrooms, LSD, or DMT

I feel...Shpongled.

by jsb22 December 26, 2008

Shlonga

a PP bigger than a Boeing 747

Guy 1: What's that in the sky?!
Guy 2: oh looks like a shlonga to me!!!
Guy 1: god my wife wishes i had one that size

by lOrD GiP ApPeP February 10, 2020

outer shpongolia

The tripped-out hallucinatory realm of world fusion trance band Shpongle.

Outer Shpongolia…a place of well being, and reflective surfaces, morphing like an Anacondas skin and shimmering like a million color changing squid, at fifty fathoms.

by WorldFusionRadio.com January 10, 2012

shlongshmacked

when one guy is an absolute simp for another guy and will do anything to please him

(synonym: pussywhipped , dickslapped)

harrijn is shlongshmacked for josh

by luckycocks123 January 24, 2022

Shlong Dong

A penis that is very large in size, like a chode.

I have a shlong dong

by Matwak April 23, 2017