sholock

Cock.

Fuck wit' my niggas , catch a sholock in yo' throat.

by TTTTTASTY May 13, 2017

shlock

Yiddish: cheap, tacky junk

Did you get a load of Maudie dripping in all that gold jewelry? The stuff is pure shlock.

by Steviedee January 16, 2004

Shlocken

A guy who loves to suck a gay dudes dick.

OH HELL NAH YOU STRAIGHT SHLOCKEN
YOU SUS

by Shlocken February 18, 2021

shylock shoes

new shoes that take a pound of your flesh before you break them in. usually sandals or some other cute shoes. the cuter the shoes, the more shylocky they seem to be.

e.g. "I have blisters all over my feet...these shylock shoes have taken their pound of flesh!"

by cdafox May 19, 2010

shylockerish

adj. describes the action or traits related to being cheap, verbally annoying, possessing an abnormally large nose, or acting in a manner similar to Kyle from the T.V. show South Park.

"I'm tired of hearing you bitch about the $1.15 I owe you. Stop being so shylockerish."
"Dude, that guy's nose must have been a foot long, I've never seen someone so shylockerish."
"My financial adviser really gets on my nerves, wish I would have chose one that wasn't so shylockerish.

by dsmalls09 May 13, 2011

Shlock

The parallel universe version of Sherlock, although this one has an incredibly large cock and quite often fucks Watsoon in the mouth.

Shlock stood up and shoved his abnormally large penis into Watsoon's sticky insides.

by moosess hoodseun August 7, 2017

Shylock

Shylock was a character in one of Shakespear's plays (The Merchant of Venice). He was a Jewish usurer, so saying that a person is a Shylock means he's a loan shark.

You really shouldn't mess with the guys down on 57th, they're real shylocks and the interest rates will kill you.

by Isis January 1, 2005