shlocked

the act of slapping someone in the face with a cock

She wouldn't shut up so i shlocked her right across the cheek.

by snownook September 27, 2006

shlock

Yiddish: cheap, tacky junk

Did you get a load of Maudie dripping in all that gold jewelry? The stuff is pure shlock.

by Steviedee January 16, 2004

Shlock

The parallel universe version of Sherlock, although this one has an incredibly large cock and quite often fucks Watsoon in the mouth.

Shlock stood up and shoved his abnormally large penis into Watsoon's sticky insides.

by moosess hoodseun August 7, 2017

shlocking

The act of projecting objects out of a moving vehicle. Preferably Hugs, slurpees, or McDonald's sweet tea. The cheaper liquid the better.

Dude let's go shlocking in the heights! Okay, but Phil's driving this time.

by the shlockman September 25, 2013

Shlocked

Royally Confused.

I Shlocked to learn wasabi isn't toothpaste.

by whoopdiscoop January 30, 2022

Shlock

When your penis is so long that, to hide it, you are required to tuck it down your pants and shove it into your sock (becomes awkward if wearing shorts)

shlock, shlock, ticitty toc, whip it out, then shove it in your sock

by foooswagga February 9, 2010

Shlock

1. The violent act of breaking another's neck in self-defence
2. To make one pass out forcefully

Keep talking like a bitch and I'll shlock your ass out!

by Chase Dorset December 3, 2006