Shlocked 

Royally Confused.

I Shlocked to learn wasabi isn't toothpaste.

Shlocked by whoopdiscoop January 30, 2022

shlocked 

the act of slapping someone in the face with a cock

She wouldn't shut up so i shlocked her right across the cheek.

shlocked by snownook September 27, 2006

Shlocken 

A guy who loves to suck a gay dudes dick.

OH HELL NAH YOU STRAIGHT SHLOCKEN
YOU SUS

Shlocken by Shlocken February 18, 2021

pussy shocked 

When one no longer seeks the vagina for fear of suffering the same fate as a previous occurence with a different woman.

Dude Benny why are you being such a pansy?
I think im pussy shocked.

pussy shocked by Brian_D December 18, 2007

cock schlocked 

when a penis becomes stuck in a vagina

...then my pee-pee got stuck in her va-jay-jay. She cock schlocked me!!

cock schlocked by danny dethhammer December 17, 2008

Shcocked

A woman or man is 'shcocked' when they see a man's penis for the first or second time and are shocked or surprised or impressed at the length, girth or greatness of the member.

One may be 'shcocked' to the upside or to the downside- at a penises greatness or lameness, however, this word is more typically used in the context of an impressive, rather than disappointing member.

OMG- I saw his dick last night for the first time and was completely SHCOCKED! It was bigger and better than I could have ever possibly imagined!

Shcocked by Peen Queen September 6, 2013

shocked my pants off 

to be surprised; astounded; blown away

It shocked my pants off to hear about the 70-year-old lady who gave birth to twins last week!

shocked my pants off by Ka.N.To October 28, 2012