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Shlocked

I Shlocked to learn wasabi isn't toothpaste.
by whoopdiscoop January 30, 2022
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shlocked

the act of slapping someone in the face with a cock
She wouldn't shut up so i shlocked her right across the cheek.
by snownook September 27, 2006
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Shlocken

A guy who loves to suck a gay dudes dick.
by Shlocken February 18, 2021
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pussy shocked

When one no longer seeks the vagina for fear of suffering the same fate as a previous occurence with a different woman.
Dude Benny why are you being such a pansy?
I think im pussy shocked.
by Brian_D December 18, 2007
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cock schlocked

when a penis becomes stuck in a vagina
...then my pee-pee got stuck in her va-jay-jay. She cock schlocked me!!
by danny dethhammer December 17, 2008
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Shcocked

A woman or man is 'shcocked' when they see a man's penis for the first or second time and are shocked or surprised or impressed at the length, girth or greatness of the member.

One may be 'shcocked' to the upside or to the downside- at a penises greatness or lameness, however, this word is more typically used in the context of an impressive, rather than disappointing member.
OMG- I saw his dick last night for the first time and was completely SHCOCKED! It was bigger and better than I could have ever possibly imagined!
by Peen Queen September 6, 2013
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shocked my pants off

It shocked my pants off to hear about the 70-year-old lady who gave birth to twins last week!
by Ka.N.To October 28, 2012
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