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Shlocker 

A shower locker. Keeps your moochy roommates and siblings away from your shower stuff.
My roommate put nair in my shampoo so I got a Shlocker !
Shlocker by Slclukieduke July 2, 2016

Wenis shlocker 

The act of riping off your elbow skin and creating a weapon out of it and hiting a person so hard they pass out.
Guy1:I just wenis shlocked that guy over there!
Guy2:so your a wenis shlocker?
Guy1:yes!!
Guy2:wana date?
Wenis shlocker by Lorax_thumper.44 November 3, 2023

modified ray-ray shocker 

The erotic massaging of the taint with one finger in the butt and a thumb in the snatch, checking to see if that taint will get all swollen or if that taint will get all thin-skinned while being caressed.
So much fun to tease her g-spot with the knuckle of your thumb while her taint is getting handled properly by the modified ray-ray shocker.

W&J Shocker 

Five in the brown and one reach-around; a festive and fun sex act at Washington and Jefferson College in Pennsylvania.
Me: My nephew is going to college at W&J!
My bro (who graduated from W&J): The best part of freshman year at W&J is getting your first W&J shocker from your roommate!
W&J Shocker by Ghostaxe March 22, 2019

Hymen's Shocker 

Adding the horizontal movement of the thumb on the clitoris while performing the shocker.
Bro, I gave my girl the Hymen's shocker the other day and she loved it!
Hymen's Shocker by Callmedoctor March 19, 2013

Cardassian Shocker 

Crossing of the middle finger over the index finger, and the ring finger over the pinky to penetrate a woman's vagina and anus respectively.
I gave my girlfriend the old Cardassian Shocker last night she screamed with pleasure, or perhaps it was pain.