Shlocker

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This act is a variation of the infamous "Shocker" where you have the Shocker in place, with the addition of the two "pink" fingers spread in the open (or 'peace') position. This locks the Shocker manuever in place. I also call this the Shocker Locker.

I had a spare hand so I gave her the shlocker.

Shlocker by Sun Devil Dave June 15, 2011

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Shlocker

A shower locker. Keeps your moochy roommates and siblings away from your shower stuff.

My roommate put nair in my shampoo so I got a Shlocker !

Shlocker by Slclukieduke July 2, 2016

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Wenis shlocker

The act of riping off your elbow skin and creating a weapon out of it and hiting a person so hard they pass out.

Guy1:I just wenis shlocked that guy over there!
Guy2:so your a wenis shlocker?
Guy1:yes!!
Guy2:wana date?

Wenis shlocker by Lorax_thumper.44 November 3, 2023

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modified ray-ray shocker

The erotic massaging of the taint with one finger in the butt and a thumb in the snatch, checking to see if that taint will get all swollen or if that taint will get all thin-skinned while being caressed.

So much fun to tease her g-spot with the knuckle of your thumb while her taint is getting handled properly by the modified ray-ray shocker.

modified ray-ray shocker by RayRayBeLove 2020 January 30, 2018

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W&J Shocker

Five in the brown and one reach-around; a festive and fun sex act at Washington and Jefferson College in Pennsylvania.

Me: My nephew is going to college at W&J!
My bro (who graduated from W&J): The best part of freshman year at W&J is getting your first W&J shocker from your roommate!

W&J Shocker by Ghostaxe March 22, 2019

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Hymen's Shocker

Adding the horizontal movement of the thumb on the clitoris while performing the shocker.

Bro, I gave my girl the Hymen's shocker the other day and she loved it!

Hymen's Shocker by Callmedoctor March 19, 2013

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Cardassian Shocker

Crossing of the middle finger over the index finger, and the ring finger over the pinky to penetrate a woman's vagina and anus respectively.

I gave my girlfriend the old Cardassian Shocker last night she screamed with pleasure, or perhaps it was pain.

Cardassian Shocker by Big Blue Balls August 12, 2010

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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