Wi-fi internet connection from an unauthorized source, and accessing it when you're supposed to be at work.
Since my company decided to monitor our internet usage, I've been using my iPhone to access a sly-fi network from another company nearby to check my facebook and watch you-tube videos.
by cdafox July 13, 2011

First he left his toothbrush at my place, now he wants me to call him rather than texting. It looks like I'm in an inflationship :)
by cdafox July 15, 2010

I'm almost finished washing everything in our house, burning the couch and putting the kids in a plastic bag to isolate the infestation. It's so much fun! Welcome to the lice capades..
by cdafox July 16, 2010

by cdafox December 15, 2010

"I almost kicked that pigestrian that was walking on the sidewalk in front of the convenience store."
by cdafox April 13, 2010

Silly silence. A misunderstanding leading to silence....usually through some electronic means of communication leading to waiting an inordinate amount of time for a reply text/email.
Mom: Are you hungry?
Kid: Starving!
M: I've got a surprise for you in the kitchen. It's your favourite. Love Mom
K: I hope it's your shaved pussy
K: OMG
K: Don't read that last part...it was my phone auto-correct!!
K: I meant PORK. Shaved poorrrrk. I'm so sorry Ma.
K: Mom?
This silience brought to you courtesy of Damn You Auto-correct.
Kid: Starving!
M: I've got a surprise for you in the kitchen. It's your favourite. Love Mom
K: I hope it's your shaved pussy
K: OMG
K: Don't read that last part...it was my phone auto-correct!!
K: I meant PORK. Shaved poorrrrk. I'm so sorry Ma.
K: Mom?
This silience brought to you courtesy of Damn You Auto-correct.
by cdafox August 03, 2011

by cdafox October 21, 2010
