Silly silence. A misunderstanding leading to silence....usually through some electronic means of communication leading to waiting an inordinate amount of time for a reply text/email.
Mom: Are you hungry?
Kid: Starving!
M: I've got a surprise for you in the kitchen. It's your favourite. Love Mom
K: I hope it's your shaved pussy
K: OMG
K: Don't read that last part...it was my phone auto-correct!!
K: I meant PORK. Shaved poorrrrk. I'm so sorry Ma.
K: Mom?
This silience brought to you courtesy of Damn You Auto-correct.
Kid: Starving!
M: I've got a surprise for you in the kitchen. It's your favourite. Love Mom
K: I hope it's your shaved pussy
K: OMG
K: Don't read that last part...it was my phone auto-correct!!
K: I meant PORK. Shaved poorrrrk. I'm so sorry Ma.
K: Mom?
This silience brought to you courtesy of Damn You Auto-correct.
by cdafox August 03, 2011
"I almost kicked that pigestrian that was walking on the sidewalk in front of the convenience store."
by cdafox April 13, 2010
When a man's moobs are two inches larger than his love handles, or just having unsavoury moobs in general.
Why the hell is this guy with massive moobs in the firefighter calendar? He's a total moobing violation.
Dude, you should lay off the chips, your becoming a moobing violation.
Dude, you should lay off the chips, your becoming a moobing violation.
by cdafox May 07, 2010
by cdafox October 21, 2010
I think he's clean, but I keep scratching my vajayjay...I really hope it's just ghost herpes
Man, I can't stop scratching my balls! She's my wife so I'm sure it's just ghost herpes
Man, I can't stop scratching my balls! She's my wife so I'm sure it's just ghost herpes
by cdafox September 23, 2009
When people play with puppets, it's called puppetry, when crickets build castles or get together to rub their feet together to chirp, it's called cricketry. Not to be confused with trickery.
by cdafox June 07, 2010
Anything that is a villain of the vagina.
Eg. Yeast, bacterial vaginosis, stds, uncomfortable dildoes
Or a jerk
Eg. Yeast, bacterial vaginosis, stds, uncomfortable dildoes
Or a jerk
"Hey baby..wanna get it on tonite?"
"Sorry lover, I've got a bread vajillain..."
Or
"Oooh snap! Check out the a$$ on that crumpet!! I'm gonna be chillin like a vajillain later"
"Sorry lover, I've got a bread vajillain..."
Or
"Oooh snap! Check out the a$$ on that crumpet!! I'm gonna be chillin like a vajillain later"
by cdafox April 13, 2010