silience

Silly silence. A misunderstanding leading to silence....usually through some electronic means of communication leading to waiting an inordinate amount of time for a reply text/email.
Mom: Are you hungry?
Kid: Starving!
M: I've got a surprise for you in the kitchen. It's your favourite. Love Mom
K: I hope it's your shaved pussy
K: OMG
K: Don't read that last part...it was my phone auto-correct!!
K: I meant PORK. Shaved poorrrrk. I'm so sorry Ma.
K: Mom?

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by cdafox August 03, 2011
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pigestrian

"I almost kicked that pigestrian that was walking on the sidewalk in front of the convenience store."
by cdafox April 13, 2010
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moobing violation

When a man's moobs are two inches larger than his love handles, or just having unsavoury moobs in general.
Why the hell is this guy with massive moobs in the firefighter calendar? He's a total moobing violation.

Dude, you should lay off the chips, your becoming a moobing violation.
by cdafox May 07, 2010
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junior friday

e.g. Is it Friday yet?
No, but it's junior Friday :)
by cdafox October 21, 2010
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ghost herpes

The paranoid itch you get on your privates when you didn't use a condom
I think he's clean, but I keep scratching my vajayjay...I really hope it's just ghost herpes

Man, I can't stop scratching my balls! She's my wife so I'm sure it's just ghost herpes
by cdafox September 23, 2009
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cricketry

The act of being a cricket. Doing cricket-like things.
When people play with puppets, it's called puppetry, when crickets build castles or get together to rub their feet together to chirp, it's called cricketry. Not to be confused with trickery.
by cdafox June 07, 2010
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vajillain

Anything that is a villain of the vagina.
Eg. Yeast, bacterial vaginosis, stds, uncomfortable dildoes
Or a jerk
"Hey baby..wanna get it on tonite?"
"Sorry lover, I've got a bread vajillain..."

Or

"Oooh snap! Check out the a$$ on that crumpet!! I'm gonna be chillin like a vajillain later"
by cdafox April 13, 2010
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