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Shlocken 

A sex bomb who gets all of the thots.
He is a straight baller and is the funniest guy in the room
Reuben "You're too Shlocken"
Harvey "Bruh I know"
Shlocken by shlocken December 9, 2019
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shlockered 

(Noun) Very, very intoxicated. See also drunk, wasted.
Boy do I have a hangover. I got shlockered last night.
shlockered by ChelseaV September 11, 2005

shlocking 

The act of projecting objects out of a moving vehicle. Preferably Hugs, slurpees, or McDonald's sweet tea. The cheaper liquid the better.
Dude let's go shlocking in the heights! Okay, but Phil's driving this time.
shlocking by the shlockman September 25, 2013

Shockenfreude 

The feeling you get when you realize that things you laugh and joke about with one social group would be found horrifying by another.
I felt a certain shockenfreude when I realized a group of pregnant women had overhead us making dead baby jokes.

4chan is an internet community that revels in shockenfreude.
Cross between shocked & shaken.
Origin: In November 2002, DFM (female) had a trip to Australia. Later that month she rang her best friend, GGK (also female) to say she was engaged to a guy she just met (Me!). At the wedding banquet in May 2003, GGK was so nervous during her speech she said that when DFM rang her about the engagement, she was SHOCKEN (meant to say shocked & shaken!). The word caught on in our circles and is now a regular word used in our speech!
When my best friend went overseas and rang me a couple of weeks later she was engaged to a guy she had just met, I was SHOCKEN.

Shlocker 

This act is a variation of the infamous "Shocker" where you have the Shocker in place, with the addition of the two "pink" fingers spread in the open (or 'peace') position. This locks the Shocker manuever in place. I also call this the Shocker Locker.
I had a spare hand so I gave her the shlocker.
Shlocker by Sun Devil Dave June 15, 2011