shmelk 

a randomly generated word

hee hee i'm schizophrenic!............SHMELK!!!!

shmelk by tom November 11, 2003

shmeak 

anything shorter than a schlong

have you seen that dude's shmeak?

shmeak by bigshmeakpapa May 7, 2018

Shmeek 

when you freak a girl so good you change the timeline of life itself.

“I shmeeked her so good, she came to my kids birthday party”

“Wow look at that guy, he must shmeek”

Shmeek by tweaksofnature March 20, 2022

shmelvin

Rhys Powell. The absolute legend that goes to hereford sixth form. Normally seen in his usual habitat of spoons or crack den.

Hey shmelvin

shmelvin by Olivia123321 April 26, 2023

shmeeky kleeky 

When luh twizz do crank #TR big Tonka honeybun

Luh shmeeky kleeky

shmeeky kleeky by inbar viscus March 29, 2022

Shmecky Puntz 

Yiddish word for smelly vagina. Possibly smells of fish and other unclean odors. When a woman stinks of B.O. chances are she has a Shmecky Puntz.

Man 1: My friend Emily absolutely reeks of B.O.!

Man 2: She probably has a Shmecky Puntz!

Shmecky Puntz by mrperson123 March 31, 2017

Shmecky 

Yiddish word for dirty/smelly.

I need to shower, I feel shmecky!

Shmecky by mrperson123 March 31, 2017