tom's definitions

flip the bitch

a maneuver in which you execute a U-turn at a rate of speed over 25 mph. handbrake turn optional in extreme conditions where there is a narrow road with close approaching traffic

Me: fuck i missed the turn. time to flip the bitch.

Ben: HELL YEAH!!!

by Tom April 18, 2004

skankawhorus ex

1) an abnormally tall skank whore that is cool with all the guys because she fucks them in the ass. i mean, they get to fuck HER in the ass. excuse me.

2) a slutty dinosaur that is your ex-girlfriend

I'm gonna fuck that skankawhorus ex right in the ass.

by tom March 19, 2003

trudgeon

fat willyz surf boy.

ryan the burgeldoinker is sponsered by fat willyz

by tom May 13, 2003

dock

Dock is the term that references the mail sex organ. It's a combination of two slang terms for the penis. Those terms are "dock" and "cock". Putting them together you get a great term to use for the wang.

From the hit movie "Magnolia". The information starring Frank T.J. Mackie says the following while promoting his "how to get girls" series of tapes called "Seduce & Destory". He says.... "...if you buy my tapes you are going to have all those women's panties moist and they won't believe how badly they will want to wet you dock!"

by Tom September 13, 2008

religion

an idea somebody accepts despite all evidence to the contrary.

Life is worth living.

by Tom March 10, 2005

ride the snake

drug abuse

doing crack

by tom October 23, 2003

dicka-licka

an asshole. some who's acting like a big dick.

shut the hell up you dicka-licka

by tom November 17, 2003