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Asquith Boys

A dodgy, underfunded high school in an area so far north of civilised Sydney there really should be cattle grazing there.
Also has undoubtably the worst team in the senior Indoor Soccer Comp.
Man, Asquith boys are so shit at Indoor. I can't believe I actually kept a clean sheet against them.
by Tom December 16, 2004
mugGet the Asquith Boysmug.

flip the bitch

a maneuver in which you execute a U-turn at a rate of speed over 25 mph. handbrake turn optional in extreme conditions where there is a narrow road with close approaching traffic
Me: fuck i missed the turn. time to flip the bitch.

Ben: HELL YEAH!!!
by Tom April 18, 2004
mugGet the flip the bitchmug.

trudgeon

fat willyz surf boy.
ryan the burgeldoinker is sponsered by fat willyz
by tom May 13, 2003
mugGet the trudgeonmug.

Blotsort

Blotsort, a term used in many different ways. it is used in place of words such as Cool and Awesome and MAD!!.

other versions:
Bloterated - destroyed
Blotsortified - modified in a great way
Bloterator - Mod on a forum, or someone who destroys things
Blotsortarian - A person
Blotcom - www.blotsort.com or a domain name
Blotmail - @blotsort.com email address, or an email address.
if someone says something and you think its cool, but you dont feel like saying "Cool"

you can say "Blotsort" and give them a thumbs up..
by Tom January 16, 2004
mugGet the Blotsortmug.

Heez

by Tom January 29, 2004
mugGet the Heezmug.

skankawhorus ex

1) an abnormally tall skank whore that is cool with all the guys because she fucks them in the ass. i mean, they get to fuck HER in the ass. excuse me.

2) a slutty dinosaur that is your ex-girlfriend
I'm gonna fuck that skankawhorus ex right in the ass.
by tom March 19, 2003
mugGet the skankawhorus exmug.

Piled Corn

You may think your history teacher is just your average Joe... but deep down he is a fan ad supplier of CHILD PORN!... he may claim his barn is filled with piles of corn... or "piled corn"... but don't be decieved... he has billions of child porn in there. he is the world's number 1 traficker of child porn. he masturbates at the mere sight of a 4 year old. GAY!!
I downloaded alot of piled corn last night.

Q: My friend likes piled corn... what should I do?
A: Lure him into the bathroom by giving a 4 year old girl some candy to run past him and then into the bathroom. Then when he runs in there you chase after him and force him to give oral pleasure to an elephant.

I used piled corn as a show and tell item at school.
by Tom September 15, 2003
mugGet the Piled Cornmug.

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