tom's definitions

Curtains

A slang term for the female labia majora

Oh, my curtains are dead itchy today

by Tom May 2, 2003

Wyndorf

1. Excellent / Awesome / Superlative good
2. A person who is any of the above (synonynm: winner)

Background: Dave Wyndorf from Monster Magnet. Clearly excellent & awesome winner.

"Wyndorf!"
"What a Wyndorf."

by tom November 8, 2004

snook

n. Person who greedly smokes weed and assumes the responsibility of starting the session.

Jake again came without any gang and started a bowl that i packed, what a god damn snook!

by Tom November 10, 2003

gurty

kinda like great or fat

a bloody gurty house

by tom April 19, 2003

Rockland

Fuck you people! You voted for Bush!

Rockland is a red county.

by Tom January 26, 2005

Coming Thwimming?

a offer, commonly from a closet lesbian, inviting her straight friends to go swimming in the hope that she'll see them naked.

Ow girls, are ew coming thwimming?

by Tom May 2, 2003

crapabonanza

n. A situation that at first appears fruitful but ends up a bust.

Man, that party ended up being one big crapabonanza!

by Tom July 24, 2004