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Jewish Tinder, filled with JAPs and Becks. But unlike Tinder there's unlimited likes and unlike J Date it's free!
Ben: Man I'm sick of getting no matches on Tinder, and my parents keep whining at me to find a Jewish girl, fml.
Sam: Try J Swipe, I've had a bunch of dates from it. But watch out for becks!
Sam: Try J Swipe, I've had a bunch of dates from it. But watch out for becks!
by mrperson123 July 27, 2017
Get the J Swipe mug.When a person can't be arsed to do their dishes and leaves them in the sink with soapy water in hopes someone else will wash it up for them.
When said person is asked why they've left their dishes in the sink they'll claim they're leaving it to soak and they'll wash it later, chances are they won't though.
When said person is asked why they've left their dishes in the sink they'll claim they're leaving it to soak and they'll wash it later, chances are they won't though.
Andy"Lilly you've left your dirty dishes in the sink!"
Lilly"Gosh I'm just leaving them to soak. I'll do it later!"
The next day
Andy"Damn it Lilly your dirty dishes are still here!"
Lilly" I'm leaving them to soak I'll do it later!"
Andy"Oh for the love of! Fine I'll wash your damn dishes!"
Lilly"Gosh I'm just leaving them to soak. I'll do it later!"
The next day
Andy"Damn it Lilly your dirty dishes are still here!"
Lilly" I'm leaving them to soak I'll do it later!"
Andy"Oh for the love of! Fine I'll wash your damn dishes!"
by mrperson123 August 11, 2017
Get the Leaving Them To Soak mug.Scenario 1:
Brent "Hey Becki I'm almost there."
Becki "Oh sorry Brent, I can't hangout anymore. I have to go shopping with my friends mum"
Brent "Damn it Becki why do you always pull this last minute cancel bullshit!"
Scenario 2:
John"Oh hey Emily, I thought you were going out tonight?"
Emily"Nat pulled some last minute cancel bullshit on me. Said she had to wait in for her sisters parcel!"
John"Well that sucks, sorry mate"
Brent "Hey Becki I'm almost there."
Becki "Oh sorry Brent, I can't hangout anymore. I have to go shopping with my friends mum"
Brent "Damn it Becki why do you always pull this last minute cancel bullshit!"
Scenario 2:
John"Oh hey Emily, I thought you were going out tonight?"
Emily"Nat pulled some last minute cancel bullshit on me. Said she had to wait in for her sisters parcel!"
John"Well that sucks, sorry mate"
by mrperson123 August 11, 2017
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Get the Fat Sack Of Crap mug.When someones met with such a high level of stupidity and bullshit they just don't know how to respond.
Weirdo With a Tinfoil hat"Schools are brainwashing us! We come from the moon! We are moon babies who eat moon cheese!"
Person"I don't even, i can't even..."
Person"I don't even, i can't even..."
by mrperson123 August 11, 2017
Get the I don't even, I can't even mug.When someone has lots of friends, they'll be a hierarchy going from bestie to last resort friend. The higher up you on the hierarchy the more events you'll be invited to secrets you'll be told.
Jess: Hey did Nat invite you to her birthday party?
Brenda: Nope, she told me I'm not high enough on the friend hierarchy. She's only inviting besties and close friends.
Brad: Shit did you hear Dan's engaged!
Carl:Yeah, can't believe he got his girlfriend pregnant!
Brad:Wait what?
Carl:Shit I wasn't supposed to tell you that, you're too low on the friend hierarchy.
Tim:Hey I heard you booked an escape room, can I come?
Kath: I'm sorry but there's very few spaces, only those at the top of the friend hierarchy are coming.
Tim: Ah ok, fair enough.
Brenda: Nope, she told me I'm not high enough on the friend hierarchy. She's only inviting besties and close friends.
Brad: Shit did you hear Dan's engaged!
Carl:Yeah, can't believe he got his girlfriend pregnant!
Brad:Wait what?
Carl:Shit I wasn't supposed to tell you that, you're too low on the friend hierarchy.
Tim:Hey I heard you booked an escape room, can I come?
Kath: I'm sorry but there's very few spaces, only those at the top of the friend hierarchy are coming.
Tim: Ah ok, fair enough.
by mrperson123 August 25, 2017
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