shmeckle

a tiny dick see pinny

Bram has got a shmeckle so small its impossible to see

by Harrisson roberts March 18, 2009

shmeckle

An extremely small penis, the size of a tick tack.

Kyle said, "I have a shmeckle!" Matt replied, "Do you jack off with a cheerio?"

by Werner Heisenberg March 20, 2009

shmeckle

teeny tiny tiny penis, dick

Phillip has a shmeckle

by ed January 27, 2005

shmeckle

a penis

I am creating shmeckle juice.

by theoddanimations shmecker January 11, 2018

shmeckle

a very funny looking and/or small penis, a.k.a. Carson Daly

again, Carson Daly

by howareya January 29, 2004

shmeckle

to inflict damage to someone whether it be physical, emotional, or mental.

Ian: "Bro, did you see the fight at school?!"

Brian: "Yeah, man! That guy got shmeckled!!

by The Shmeckler July 27, 2017

Shmeckle

The act of spitting a loogie on your dick and sticking it in a girls ass...being jewish may or may not apply

Sheck performed a shmeckle on Claire

by O.P. 300 August 28, 2010