Shmekle

A rather small penis

A Guy With A Huge Ego Yet a Small Penis

A Guy Who Acts Like He Has A Penis Yet Doesnt Have One
A Guy Who Claims He has a Big Penis but has a micro-penis

Aka Sammy H

"So did you hookup with Evan?"

"No he's a shmekle"

by Bi-bi-physcopath June 3, 2017

Shmekle

Yiddish word for little penis. However it is often used as an endearing term for little siblings.

Mom: "Jake, have you seen the shmekles"
Jake: "I think my younger brothers are watching spongebob"

by Morty Mc Saucy March 27, 2019

Shmekle

A shmekle is 10 seconds

It’s been 6 shmekles (1 minuet) since I’ve played Fortnite.

by SplodyBoi August 8, 2018

Shmekl

(Sh-meck-ell) A person, typically a man, who runs around naked singing an incest chant. A Shemkl's typical resting place is either in your mom's ass or at a sketchy Walmart shopping lot.

Some dude at the sketchy Walmart shopping lot: Why is that guy naked and singing a incest chant?
George the frog: Its probably a "Shmekl"

by Han WUDI November 1, 2021

shmekle tiddie

When she succin yo pp and u fondle her butthole

Bruh that homie I shmekle tiddied her

by Succa meh pp December 3, 2017

Shmekle

Formal version of calling someone "Retarded but not retarded enough to be considered retarded"
Smekli for plural

"You are a shmekle."
"Look at all these smekli."

by salmon senpai 69 December 27, 2025