shmeak

anything shorter than a schlong

have you seen that dude's shmeak?

by bigshmeakpapa May 7, 2018

shmeak

annoying person that's bummishly broke that allways askes to borrow stuff extremely annoying

shut your mouth you shmeak your so annoying

by igotaboner May 31, 2016

shmeak

A tiny penis. Usually less than one inch.

Bob has a shmeak.

by skinnypenis07 September 8, 2021