shmeak

anything shorter than a schlong

have you seen that dude's shmeak?

by bigshmeakpapa May 7, 2018

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shmeak

annoying person that's bummishly broke that allways askes to borrow stuff extremely annoying

shut your mouth you shmeak your so annoying

by igotaboner May 31, 2016

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shmeak

A tiny penis. Usually less than one inch.

Bob has a shmeak.

by skinnypenis07 September 8, 2021

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Shmeal Theory

The next big theory in science. Newton's Laws? Nah. Einstein's Laws? Nah. PewDiePie's Laws? Nah. This theory will go down in history, trust.

History Student: "Ayo teach! I got a question for you."
Teacher: "Yeah, what's your question bud?"
History Student: "What came first, the brother or the egg?"
Teacher: "The stepbrother."
History Student: "How'd you know?!?!"
Teacher: "I took AP Shmeal Theory back in my day."
History Student: "Ayyyyyyyyyy Shmeal Theory on the rise 😎."
Teacher: "Yessir! 😎"

by Lead Bud 123 May 22, 2021

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Shmeag

Noun
1. An individual or group (plural) demonstrating intrusive or otherwise unappealing behaviors characteristic of popular mainstream culture/society.

2. A tourist.

see also: Shmeagery
A display of loud, raucous, obnoxious, or obstreperous behavior by any one or more persons, particularly in a setting that is otherwise tranquil or remote.

This hidden beach is so beautiful. Too bad it’s become overrun with shmeags

I’d love to go to that concert, but I don’t think I could handle the shmeagery.

by ofamountain August 23, 2018

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