shmeak 

anything shorter than a schlong

have you seen that dude's shmeak?

shmeak by bigshmeakpapa May 7, 2018

shmeak 

annoying person that's bummishly broke that allways askes to borrow stuff extremely annoying

shut your mouth you shmeak your so annoying

shmeak by igotaboner May 31, 2016

shmeak 

A tiny penis. Usually less than one inch.

Bob has a shmeak.

shmeak by skinnypenis07 September 8, 2021

Shmeal Theory 

The next big theory in science. Newton's Laws? Nah. Einstein's Laws? Nah. PewDiePie's Laws? Nah. This theory will go down in history, trust.

History Student: "Ayo teach! I got a question for you."
Teacher: "Yeah, what's your question bud?"
History Student: "What came first, the brother or the egg?"
Teacher: "The stepbrother."
History Student: "How'd you know?!?!"
Teacher: "I took AP Shmeal Theory back in my day."
History Student: "Ayyyyyyyyyy Shmeal Theory on the rise 😎."
Teacher: "Yessir! 😎"

Shmeal Theory by Lead Bud 123 May 22, 2021

Shmeag 

Noun
1. An individual or group (plural) demonstrating intrusive or otherwise unappealing behaviors characteristic of popular mainstream culture/society.

2. A tourist.

see also: Shmeagery
A display of loud, raucous, obnoxious, or obstreperous behavior by any one or more persons, particularly in a setting that is otherwise tranquil or remote.

This hidden beach is so beautiful. Too bad it’s become overrun with shmeags

I’d love to go to that concert, but I don’t think I could handle the shmeagery.

Shmeag by ofamountain August 23, 2018

Shmeek 

when you freak a girl so good you change the timeline of life itself.

“I shmeeked her so good, she came to my kids birthday party”

“Wow look at that guy, he must shmeek”

Shmeek by tweaksofnature March 20, 2022

shmeeky kleeky 

When luh twizz do crank #TR big Tonka honeybun

Luh shmeeky kleeky

shmeeky kleeky by inbar viscus March 29, 2022