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A midget who isn't as bad as a "Smellmen" but near the same. They do not stop talking, think they are invited to everything, think everyone likes them, but can be funny at times.
"I hate when Smellmen talks to me, I'd prefer a Shmelvin"
Shmelvin by Ticenits1776 September 12, 2025
Smelvin knows where you live. I can tell because he's 100 meters away from you and closing the gap very fast.
Smelvin suggests you start running before it's too late. Come to think of it, it might be already.
Smelvin by HowDoIPickAName May 8, 2022
Inserting a foreign item into the rectum.
Usually in regards to recreational drugs.
A discreet and effective way of taking them.
"I haven't got much left, so I guess I'll shelve the rest"

"When it comes to taking drugs it's all about shelving"

"He passed out early so we shelved him a gurner to get him keen again."

"Urrrrgh, I definitly shelved too much MXE last night"
Shelving by DagdA LamB February 20, 2014
Shelvins are amazing people. True and genuine - they never take anyones crap. You don't want to get on the bad side of a Shelvin - they take revenge to a whole other level, but once you get to know a Shelvin you will see just how sweet and caring they really are. They are loyal to their family and friends and would do anything for them. If you show them respect and treat them well, they will be the most amazing person you've met. Shelvins may hurt your feelings with-ought meaning to, due to blurting out what they think - they are very honest and upfront about everything, but they always apologize, and they're great at hugs :)
"Dayum that guy is amazing"
"yea, must be a Shelvin"
Shelvin by Icebergsss December 17, 2012

shmellin 

This word was made by D.J. Butcher Utah (801)When you are smoking weed and chilling with your friends. We call it "shmellin" because you are smoking and chilling..
Someone asks what you are doing?
I'm "shmellin".

Shelvining 

Shelvining is when you're using capital letters on each letter of every individual word.
Dude 1: Yo, wassup , Shelvin?
Shelvin: Hey, What Is Going On , My Guy?
Dude 1: Why do .. why do you keep Shelvining?
Shelvining by shut up will you March 8, 2021