Top definition
Any large public gathering with human beings over the age of 35 in attendance. Even shittier than Woodstock.
Dude 1: Whoa check out that wedding, i'd bang the bride for sure. Let's see if we can crash it.

Dude 2: Nah man, look at all the grey hairs there it's a total Shitstock.
by DJdirtbagbounds April 29, 2011
Get the merch
Get the shitstock neck gaiter and mug.
Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
via giphy
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
Get the mug
Get a dirtpilled mug for your barber Jerry.