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A generic insulting noun, coined by Butthead of MTV's Beavis and Butthead.
While they were watching the premier of GWAR's "Saddam a Go-Go" video, Beavis got in Butthead's line of view of the TV. Butthead shouted "Move it, fartknocker!"
by SoulfulZen May 14, 2005
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Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term β€œsecond string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A β€œSecond String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
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One who impacts a fart in the rectum with his penis.
"Keep your back to the wall!", shouted Ned. "There is a fart-knocker loose in the museum!"
by bleccch22 March 22, 2010
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Originally slang for male homosexual, but the phrase has been used so widely (mainly by second-graders)that it now can mean almost anything.
1. I think Devon must be a fart-knocker. 2. Hey, fart-knocker, your cheating!
by Ben Carmitchel, IL April 25, 2003
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Reference to anal sex, basically a variant of "fudge packer." Usage hijacked and generalized by the Beavis and Butthead show in the 90s.
Those fart knockers are outside the gay nightclub again having a smoke.
by Janet90232 October 08, 2007
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n. someone who is a loser or a moron; used as an insult by Second Graders
SHUT UP! You're a fart knocker!
by Saint Shaggy November 05, 2002
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