shitsmoke

The chemical result when a person stays in tight quarters smoking cigarettes, never bathing, and passing gas. The smoke, dead skin cells, and the gas achieve cold fusion and become something that cannot be washed out or eliminated from clothing.

My dad's house smells like shitsmoke.

by WishingWellJulie September 22, 2016

shitmonkey

1. Sneaky, underhanded, aggravating person; 2. Brown-nosing toady.

1. "Hey, did you steal my lunch, you shitmonkey?" 2. "Better kiss more ass, shitmonkey, if you want that promotion."

by King Mob May 20, 2004

Mt. Shitmore

When a bird takes a shit on Mt. Rushmore.

As the family looked out at Mt. Rushmore, a bird flew overhead and took a shit on the mountain. The boy saw this and said; "Mom, that bird made it Mt. Shitmore."

by Thatguyinyourshed. December 11, 2016

shitsnake

someone who goes behind your back, or you cant trust.

bri told his girlfriend everything you told him last nite.

what a little shitsnake !

by billyp01 September 10, 2010

shitstove

A generic insult, derived from the unpleasant arrangement of a heated stove full of human feces.

One of many, often created on-the-fly insults from combining two or more words. These are sometimes called 'mix-and-match' insults and almost always include a pronfanity such as fuck, shit or cunt.

I know John was being a fucking clownboat but Steve was just being a real shitstove.

by superjer April 27, 2006

Mount Shitmore

When you take such a bad shit, that the pile of turdsl forms above the water level, !iterally firming a mountain!

I hadn't shit in a couple of days, but when I finally did, it made a huge mountain. I christened it Mount Shitmore!

by LonePooper November 3, 2018

shitbroke

To be completely broke.

After Warped Tour, I am always shitbroke.

by B-Money!12 April 17, 2008