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shitmonkey 

1. Sneaky, underhanded, aggravating person; 2. Brown-nosing toady.
1. "Hey, did you steal my lunch, you shitmonkey?" 2. "Better kiss more ass, shitmonkey, if you want that promotion."
shitmonkey by King Mob May 20, 2004

Mt. Shitmore 

When a bird takes a shit on Mt. Rushmore.
As the family looked out at Mt. Rushmore, a bird flew overhead and took a shit on the mountain. The boy saw this and said; "Mom, that bird made it Mt. Shitmore."
Mt. Shitmore by Thatguyinyourshed. December 11, 2016
someone who goes behind your back, or you cant trust.
bri told his girlfriend everything you told him last nite.

what a little shitsnake !
shitsnake by billyp01 September 10, 2010

shitstove 

A generic insult, derived from the unpleasant arrangement of a heated stove full of human feces.

One of many, often created on-the-fly insults from combining two or more words. These are sometimes called 'mix-and-match' insults and almost always include a pronfanity such as fuck, shit or cunt.

I know John was being a fucking clownboat but Steve was just being a real shitstove.
shitstove by superjer April 27, 2006

Mount Shitmore 

When you take such a bad shit, that the pile of turdsl forms above the water level, !iterally firming a mountain!
I hadn't shit in a couple of days, but when I finally did, it made a huge mountain. I christened it Mount Shitmore!
Mount Shitmore by LonePooper November 3, 2018
To be completely broke.

After Warped Tour, I am always shitbroke.
shitbroke by B-Money!12 April 17, 2008