Shitrocks 

Extremely heavy rocks of shit that plunge out of your ass at high speeds, sending waves upon waves of toilet water splashing up against your asshole.

Fuck dude, I haven't shit in 6 days I'm going to have some serious shitrocks.

Shitrocks by Deadbreed January 20, 2011

shitrocked 

A shortening of the phrase He/She got His/Her shit rocked. Meaning to get hit amazingly hard, or to be beaten bad in a sport or fight.

Did you see that kid get hit? He got shitrocked!

shitrocked by Romanick October 16, 2007

shitfuckshitfuckshitfuck 

The noise made when someones drives round a corner too fast

(loud tyre screech) aaah shitfuckshitfuckshitfuck!

shitfuckshitfuckshitfuck by Will_Smith November 15, 2004

Shitroast 

Similar to a spitroast, except shitting in the mouth and anus/clit by whatever means. Can be done by any number of each gender. Also used in desperation. A.K.A. Barbepoo

Babe, we don't have time to reach the shitter, can we shitroast you?

Shitroast by 12345678909876543215 October 8, 2010

Shitlocker 

Another name for the Bitlocker whole-disk encryption software provided with Windows, especially when it's not working correctly and you don't have the recovery password.

Idiot: "I forgot my password, can you unlock my computer?" Technician: "No, it's got shitlocker on it you idiot"

Shitlocker by geek_nerd_69 October 27, 2020

shitcock 

An exclamation, usually used in a humorous fashion. May be substituted for "fuckies, crap, dammit, fuck, motherfucker, etc."

Scholar #1 : What's today?

Scholar #2 : Wednesday.

Scholar #1 : Shitcock, i have Spanish today.

shitcock by Autolyticsociety October 5, 2006

shitlocker 

Sexual term with reference to the anus.

She let me stick it in her shitlocker.

shitlocker by Hato Hammer April 30, 2006