littlejimmie's definitions

sam dick

sam dick a funny alternative to sam hill or sam hell when you are surprised or angry

what the sam dick just happened that was awesome

by littlejimmie April 30, 2019

shitgoddamnit

shitgoddamnit a combination of shit and goddamn it when shit and goddamn it alone is not enough and more vulgar language is wanted or is acceptable

shitgoddamnit my dog ate my laundry last night

my boss cussed me out this morning for being late shitgoddamnit

by littlejimmie March 18, 2019

as helpful as tits on a bull

as helpful as tits on a bull something or someone that is more of a hindrance than a help

as helpful as tits on a bull my new refrigerator is more of a hindrance than is a help to me

by littlejimmie November 4, 2019

shitgoddamn

shitgoddamn a combination of shit and goddamn when shit and goddamn alone want do and being a little more vulgar is acceptable

shitgoddamn my dog ate my homework last night

my boss fired me this morning shitgoddamn

by littlejimmie March 17, 2019

inshot burner

an inshot burner is a type of gas burner that shoots flame horizontally as apposed to straight up like ribbon burners these burners must be used with an induced draft fan to function mainly used on furnaces and heaters

furnace guy what type of burners are these on my furnace they shoot flames horizontally

sir these are inshot burners instead of a flame straight up like ribbon burners these shoot flames horizontally a like a blow torch

customer i did not know that wow

furnace guy now you know

by littlejimmie January 26, 2019

buzzsaw

buzzsaw an alternative name for a circular saw used for cutting lumber and other material in construction and carpentry

i cut 4 boards with my buzzsaw and had to get a new buzzsaw blade to finish the job those oak boards are really hard on buzzsaw blades

by littlejimmie March 22, 2019

flip yourself

flip yourself a non vulgar less offensive way to tell someone to fuck themselves when fuck yourself is inappropriate or unwanted

dude you stole my cds from my room last night

man i was not even in your room last night and did not steal your cds go flip yourself

dude i got you ha ha ha ha

man your jokes are not even funny go flip yourself

dude you cant take a joke can you

man the jokes on you go flip yourself

ok dude i get it

by littlejimmie April 6, 2019