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Definitions by littlejimmie

stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry

stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry similar to stomping a mudhole in your ass and walking it dry to get beat senseless or near death to the point of not being able to fight back
dude your girlfriend is as ugly as a mud fence

man if you don't shut up about my girlfriend im stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry, wow dude you are really uptight

man I'm telling you back off or I'm stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry

ok dude I get you

kiss off goodbye

kiss off goodbye a more polite acceptable way to tell someone to fuck off and you never want to see them again
my girlfriend cheated on me I told her to kiss off goodbye
kiss off goodbye by littlejimmie December 9, 2019

wearing your ass on your face

wearing your ass on your face to forcibly implant your face into your ass similar to having a foot in your ass but much more severe
don't mess with officer smith or you will be wearing your ass on your face

running off with the mouth

running off with the mouth one who runs their mouth don't know when to shut up and makes inappropriate comments constantly
always running off with the mouth my ex-girlfriend don't know when to shut up and she makes inappropriate comments constantly

tear you a new asshole 

tear you a new asshole to be beaten senseless or near death to the point of not being able to fight back
man your girlfriend is so ugly and is going to have an ugly baby

dude, you better shut up about my girlfriend and our baby or I'm going to tear you a new asshole

man are you threatening me

yes man you better back off

ok man I get you

sockpuppet 

sockpuppet is someone who is under the control of someone else with no mind of their own and lets other people make their decisions for them
our governor is a sockpuppet with no mind of his own and allows other people in his party to make all of the decisions
sockpuppet by littlejimmie November 17, 2019

major league asshole 

major league asshole one who is not only an asshole but has the qualification of being an absolute asshole
George w bush used the phrase during his first campaign for president there's Adam Clymer major league asshole from the new york times
major league asshole by littlejimmie November 17, 2019