crap biscuit

crap biscuit is a non vulgar less offensive alternative to shit biscuit when being overly vulgar and offensive is out of the question or is unwanted

oh crap biscuit i just lost my money to a pop machine

crap biscuit my dog ate my homework last night

by littlejimmie March 09, 2019

chicken scratch

chicken scratch is lousy unreadable handwriting except to the person who wrote it but also a curse word to idiots who dont know what chicken scratch means or dont have an understanding of what chicken scratch means

student this handwriting is chicken scratch

teacher what did you say

student i said this handwriting is chicken scratch

teacher dont be cursing in my class

by littlejimmie January 29, 2019

oriented strand board

oriented strand board also known as flake board is an engineered wood product similar to particle board except using wood strands oriented in different directions with resin to form a solid sheet much stronger than particle board or plywood used in construction furniture making and many more uses

that furniture my neighbor built from oriented strand board is strong and beautiful wow

by littlejimmie March 02, 2019

tater hole

tater hole someone who is an asshole a non vulgar less offensive alternative to calling someone an asshole when using naughty language is not appropriate

my teachers scolded me in front of the whole class for messing up what a no good for nothing tater hole

by littlejimmie June 12, 2019

fiberboard

fiberboard is an engineered wood product made from saw dust and resin these products include high density fiberboard hardboard medium density fiberboard and low density fiberboard particleboard used in construction furniture making diy projects and many other consumer products

i wanted all solid wood furniture but ended up with fiberboard furniture what a bummer

by littlejimmie March 30, 2019

motherloving

motherloving is the same meaning as motherfucking a non vulgar and non offensive alternative used in anger frustration and surprise when motherfucking is not appropriate or unwanted

my kitchen sink drain backed up and had to be snaked what a motherloving mess that made

by littlejimmie April 01, 2019

greaseturd

greaseturd is a mixture of food scraps and grease forming a turd usually black in color greasy and stinky normally found in kitchen drains

my kitchen sink drain was blocked solid by greaseturds and had to be snaked those greaseturds are nasty and stinky what a mess it made

by littlejimmie March 24, 2019