littlejimmie's definitions

crap biscuit

crap biscuit is a non vulgar less offensive alternative to shit biscuit when being overly vulgar and offensive is out of the question or is unwanted

oh crap biscuit i just lost my money to a pop machine

crap biscuit my dog ate my homework last night

by littlejimmie March 9, 2019

tater hole

tater hole someone who is an asshole a non vulgar less offensive alternative to calling someone an asshole when using naughty language is not appropriate

my teachers scolded me in front of the whole class for messing up what a no good for nothing tater hole

by littlejimmie June 12, 2019

fiberboard

fiberboard is an engineered wood product made from saw dust and resin these products include high density fiberboard hardboard medium density fiberboard and low density fiberboard particleboard used in construction furniture making diy projects and many other consumer products

i wanted all solid wood furniture but ended up with fiberboard furniture what a bummer

by littlejimmie March 30, 2019

shitbag corporation

a corporation despised for its activities and and has earned its reputation as a shitbag corporation

i read the news paper this morning shitbag corporation is bringing a factory to my town

by littlejimmie November 30, 2018

chicken scratch

chicken scratch is lousy unreadable handwriting except to the person who wrote it but also a curse word to idiots who dont know what chicken scratch means or dont have an understanding of what chicken scratch means

student this handwriting is chicken scratch

teacher what did you say

student i said this handwriting is chicken scratch

teacher dont be cursing in my class

by littlejimmie January 29, 2019

oriented strand board

oriented strand board also known as flake board is an engineered wood product similar to particle board except using wood strands oriented in different directions with resin to form a solid sheet much stronger than particle board or plywood used in construction furniture making and many more uses

that furniture my neighbor built from oriented strand board is strong and beautiful wow

by littlejimmie March 2, 2019

flyinggoddamn

flyinggoddamn a combination of flying fuck and goddamn offensive and less vulgar than flying fuck used when harsher profanity is inappropriate or want do

dude your ex girlfriend says youre a loser thats why she dumped your ass

man i dont give a flyinggodamn what my ex girlfriend its all lies

dude your ex girlfriend is a real sweet hart no one really gives a flyinggoddamn what she says

man you got that right

dude wow

by littlejimmie March 21, 2019