dumbflip

dumbflip a non vulgar way of calling someone a dumbfuck when profanity is not appropriate or unwanted

that dumbflip is too stupid to know his ass from a hole in the ground

by littlejimmie February 27, 2019

flipwipe

flipwipe is someone who is a fuck and an asswipe a non vulgar less offensive way to call someone a vulgar name without using a curse word

bobby you stole my fleets you asswipe

fred i did not steal your fleets you flipwipe

by littlejimmie March 04, 2019

chicken scratch

chicken scratch is lousy unreadable handwriting except to the person who wrote it but also a curse word to idiots who dont know what chicken scratch means or dont have an understanding of what chicken scratch means

student this handwriting is chicken scratch

teacher what did you say

student i said this handwriting is chicken scratch

teacher dont be cursing in my class

by littlejimmie January 29, 2019

oriented strand board

oriented strand board also known as flake board is an engineered wood product similar to particle board except using wood strands oriented in different directions with resin to form a solid sheet much stronger than particle board or plywood used in construction furniture making and many more uses

that furniture my neighbor built from oriented strand board is strong and beautiful wow

by littlejimmie March 02, 2019

fiberboard

fiberboard is an engineered wood product made from saw dust and resin these products include high density fiberboard hardboard medium density fiberboard and low density fiberboard particleboard used in construction furniture making diy projects and many other consumer products

i wanted all solid wood furniture but ended up with fiberboard furniture what a bummer

by littlejimmie March 30, 2019

crap biscuit

crap biscuit is a non vulgar less offensive alternative to shit biscuit when being overly vulgar and offensive is out of the question or is unwanted

oh crap biscuit i just lost my money to a pop machine

crap biscuit my dog ate my homework last night

by littlejimmie March 09, 2019

cocksuckingmotherfucker

cocksuckingmotherfucker has the same meaning as cock sucking son of a bitch except much more vulgar and much more offensive used when cock sucking of a bitch is not enough and less vulgar language want do

dude you stole my bubble gum money you cocksuckingmotherfucker
man i did not steal your bubble gum money you cocksuckingmotherfucker
dude haha i got you sucker
dude accusing someone of stealing from you is not even funny you cocksuckingmotherfucker

by littlejimmie March 15, 2019