Definitions by DJdirtbagbounds

shitstock 

Any large public gathering with human beings over the age of 35 in attendance. Even shittier than Woodstock.

Dude 1: Whoa check out that wedding, i'd bang the bride for sure. Let's see if we can crash it.

Dude 2: Nah man, look at all the grey hairs there it's a total Shitstock.

shitstock by DJdirtbagbounds May 22, 2011