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Shitrocks 

Extremely heavy rocks of shit that plunge out of your ass at high speeds, sending waves upon waves of toilet water splashing up against your asshole.
Fuck dude, I haven't shit in 6 days I'm going to have some serious shitrocks.
Shitrocks by Deadbreed January 20, 2011

shitwrecked 

synonym for drunk, intoxicated, plastered... referred to in Beautiful Dirty Rich by her ladyship Gaga
"Our hair is perfect
While were all getting shitwrecked"
shitwrecked by bigtopcock June 8, 2010

Shitlocker 

Another name for the Bitlocker whole-disk encryption software provided with Windows, especially when it's not working correctly and you don't have the recovery password.
Idiot: "I forgot my password, can you unlock my computer?" Technician: "No, it's got shitlocker on it you idiot"
Shitlocker by geek_nerd_69 October 27, 2020

shithooked  

Being intoxicated to the point of no return; very high level of intoxication.
After drinking a half gallon of Jack Daniel's, we were pretty much shithooked for the night.
shithooked by B.R.V. September 30, 2007

shitlocker 

Sexual term with reference to the anus.
She let me stick it in her shitlocker.
shitlocker by Hato Hammer April 30, 2006

Shitwrecked 

To be hammered, plastered, wasted, intoxicated, et. al.
I was shitwrecked after I pounded 10 vodka shots.
Shitwrecked by Nagloc January 24, 2009