shirtflake
shirtflake by alanofhastings March 18, 2020
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Shitflake
The shards of poop that stick to your butthairs from a non juicy poop. These typically hurt if not removed at first wipe and not alot of gas is moving through the anal cavity.
Shitflake by Spartacus Baines March 19, 2004
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shirtfaced
A state of being faceless; occurs when the bottom half of a person's shirt is pulled up, covering their own face.
shirtfaced by imshirtfaced February 4, 2012
shirtflaplifter
An injurious and obsolete term for homosexual, gay person, mainly the passive one that should lift the shirt lap by the sexual act. There is also 'shirtlifter'.
In British film 'Beautiful Thing', the lad explains why his mother is angry: 'because I'm a queer, a bender, a poufter, a knobshiner, a brown hatter, a shirtflaplifter!'
shirtflaplifter by arpoador December 25, 2010
Shitflakes
1. Generic term for unappetizing breakfast cereal
2. Exclamation of dismay or disgust
3. Generic term for anything of poor quality, uappealing, undesired, etc.
2. Exclamation of dismay or disgust
3. Generic term for anything of poor quality, uappealing, undesired, etc.
1. Some "Continental Breakfast"--all they had was shitflakes and instant coffee.
2. Shitflakes! She still hasn't returned my call.
3. When I asked the boss for a raise, all I got was total shitflakes.
2. Shitflakes! She still hasn't returned my call.
3. When I asked the boss for a raise, all I got was total shitflakes.
Shitflakes by Dr. Foo May 8, 2008
bloody shitflakes
What happens after being lost in the midst of an animal lust of pounding vage' and a "pop out" occurs, then rapidly gets rammed in the rong hole.
bloody shitflakes by The Nose knows March 8, 2014
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