shirtflake

A gay snowflake

Did you see him, hes a right little shirtflake

by alanofhastings March 18, 2020

Shitflake

The shards of poop that stick to your butthairs from a non juicy poop. These typically hurt if not removed at first wipe and not alot of gas is moving through the anal cavity.

I brought tears to my eyes by trying to remove a shitflake after two days of constipation.

by Spartacus Baines March 19, 2004

shirtfaced

A state of being faceless; occurs when the bottom half of a person's shirt is pulled up, covering their own face.

She wanted to take a sick picture in front of a cop car, so she got shirtfaced.

by imshirtfaced February 4, 2012

shirtflaplifter

An injurious and obsolete term for homosexual, gay person, mainly the passive one that should lift the shirt lap by the sexual act. There is also 'shirtlifter'.

In British film 'Beautiful Thing', the lad explains why his mother is angry: 'because I'm a queer, a bender, a poufter, a knobshiner, a brown hatter, a shirtflaplifter!'

by arpoador December 25, 2010

Shitflakes

1. Generic term for unappetizing breakfast cereal
2. Exclamation of dismay or disgust
3. Generic term for anything of poor quality, uappealing, undesired, etc.

1. Some "Continental Breakfast"--all they had was shitflakes and instant coffee.

2. Shitflakes! She still hasn't returned my call.

3. When I asked the boss for a raise, all I got was total shitflakes.

by Dr. Foo May 8, 2008

bloody shitflakes

What happens after being lost in the midst of an animal lust of pounding vage' and a "pop out" occurs, then rapidly gets rammed in the rong hole.

After I accidentally fucked her in the ass I looked down and had bloody shitflakes on my dick.

by The Nose knows March 8, 2014

Shitflake

A Romantic term for the love of your life, refering to her beautiful brown hair and her ravishing appearence. The female called 'Shitflake' is usually the coolest person in the entire world FACT!

boy, "That girl amy, she's my shitflake, I love her"

by MissCirce November 23, 2009