shirtfaced
A state of being faceless; occurs when the bottom half of a person's shirt is pulled up, covering their own face.
shirtfaced by imshirtfaced February 4, 2012
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Shirtfaced
State of being so tired that the act of leaning against a rack of shirts at a store is quite comfortable and nearly induces sleep.
Shirtfaced by Casey Arney October 1, 2003
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shitfacedbook
To use Facebook while intoxicated. May or may not include confessions of undying love to friends, ex's, or total strangers. Grammar and logic will likely be poor. Similar to a drunk dial.
Chris - "Dude, you left 11 incoherent wall posts on my profile last night. What the fuck?"
Spencer - "What? No, I didn't! Oh, wait...yeah, I was shitfacedbooking."
Chris - "You fuckass."
Spencer - "What? No, I didn't! Oh, wait...yeah, I was shitfacedbooking."
Chris - "You fuckass."
shitfacedbook by stacks121 December 9, 2008
shitfacested
shitfacested is a combination of shitfaced and wasted creating shit-face-sted meaning extremely intoxicated or inebriated beyond recognition.
shitfacested by shitfacested October 10, 2011
Shartface
n. shart-fays
Inf: Shartface
F: Shartface Hookermouth*
A term of endearment used by someone upon learning their friend has not only sharted their pants, but proudly owned up to it as well.
*Only to be used in special occasions
Inf: Shartface
F: Shartface Hookermouth*
A term of endearment used by someone upon learning their friend has not only sharted their pants, but proudly owned up to it as well.
*Only to be used in special occasions
Bill: "Dude, you sharted?"
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "And you admitted it?"
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "We are going to be great friends, Shartface."
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "And you admitted it?"
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "We are going to be great friends, Shartface."
Shartface by ShartfaceHookermouth1 November 5, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Modified derivative of granola.