Shirtfaced

State of being so tired that the act of leaning against a rack of shirts at a store is quite comfortable and nearly induces sleep.

"Oh man, I'm so shirtfaced... I almost passed out in the men's department at Kohl's."

by Casey Arney October 1, 2003

shirtfaced

A state of being faceless; occurs when the bottom half of a person's shirt is pulled up, covering their own face.

She wanted to take a sick picture in front of a cop car, so she got shirtfaced.

by imshirtfaced February 4, 2012

shirtfaced

A state of being faceless, when the shirt is raised over the face.

She wanted to take a sick picture in front of a cop car, so she got shirtfaced.

by Dubby the Second February 12, 2012