shortflake
shortflake by Hernandoalverez December 20, 2020
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Shitflake
The shards of poop that stick to your butthairs from a non juicy poop. These typically hurt if not removed at first wipe and not alot of gas is moving through the anal cavity.
Shitflake by Spartacus Baines March 19, 2004
Related Words
shortflake • shirtflake • Shitflake • shortcake • showflake • softflake • scornflakes • Shortbloke • shortcakeable • shortcake bigtop
showflake
Someone is being a showflake if they act outraged by what another person says and you can reply by calling them out for being a showflake
showflake by cobbler333 June 3, 2019
Shortbloke
A repugnant individual lacking in financial stability and physical stature. Common attributes include aggression, intolerance of others, frugal or 'stingy' approach to money and personal property, general reluctance to repay debts, over consumption of food and alcoholic beverages, and a general negative outlook towards life.
Friend: 'Hey Shortbloke, I'll give you the $5 back tomorrow' ... Shortbloke: 'Actually, it's $5.10 you owe me'
Shortbloke by JTrain441 October 29, 2010
Strawberry Shortcake revenge
After a girl gives oral sex to a man, she head but his nose, making it bleed profusely, then proceeds to spit his own cum on his face, making a strawberry shortcake revenge.
Strawberry Shortcake revenge by cummaster151990 February 23, 2009
Strawberry Shortcake
A strawberry shortcake is when you bust a nut inside a girl whilst on her period. Thus the peculiar mixture of colors.
Strawberry Shortcake by Alex Butterman September 21, 2020
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
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TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
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