shortflake 

Someone who refuses to accept that they are short

Someone typically named Xen: IM NOT SHORT!

Normal Person: what a shortflake

shortflake by Hernandoalverez December 20, 2020

Shitflake 

The shards of poop that stick to your butthairs from a non juicy poop. These typically hurt if not removed at first wipe and not alot of gas is moving through the anal cavity.

I brought tears to my eyes by trying to remove a shitflake after two days of constipation.

Shitflake by Spartacus Baines March 19, 2004

Shortcake 

Shortstack + Christmas Cake = Shortcake 🍰

"Hanya is such a shortcake."

Shortcake by scarletDisco August 1, 2023

showflake 

Someone who has to tell the world how morally superior they think they are in comments sections

Someone is being a showflake if they act outraged by what another person says and you can reply by calling them out for being a showflake

showflake by cobbler333 June 3, 2019

Shortbloke 

A repugnant individual lacking in financial stability and physical stature. Common attributes include aggression, intolerance of others, frugal or 'stingy' approach to money and personal property, general reluctance to repay debts, over consumption of food and alcoholic beverages, and a general negative outlook towards life.

Friend: 'Hey Shortbloke, I'll give you the $5 back tomorrow' ... Shortbloke: 'Actually, it's $5.10 you owe me'

Shortbloke by JTrain441 October 29, 2010

Strawberry Shortcake revenge 

After a girl gives oral sex to a man, she head but his nose, making it bleed profusely, then proceeds to spit his own cum on his face, making a strawberry shortcake revenge.

That bitch strawberry shortcake revenged me last night

Strawberry Shortcake revenge by cummaster151990 February 23, 2009

Strawberry Shortcake 

A strawberry shortcake is when you bust a nut inside a girl whilst on her period. Thus the peculiar mixture of colors.

I hooked up with a girl last night on her period and gave her a strawberry shortcake!

Strawberry Shortcake by Alex Butterman September 21, 2020