shirt-face

1. A whore or the daughter of a whore.

2. A vile and disgusting person that smells like they just stepped out of the garbage, or maybe a vat of poop.

"Pay no attention to him he's just a real shirt-face."

by slugkid10 April 12, 2007

Face Shirt

Someone that is in the way of a working musician who’s trying to unload their gear. In post show darkness, you can only make out their face and part of their shirt. Often found in doorways and load out areas talking to their equally Face Shirt’d friends. Weren’t there for the show, showed up to the bar after. Townie.

Man it’s taking me forever to unload tonight because these Face Shirts won’t get out of my way.

by Departure7788 July 2, 2022

Blue Shirt Your Face

A comeback that there's absolutely no comeback to, once its been comebacked.

Person 1: FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!

Person 2: Oh YEAH!? BLUE SHIRT YOUR FACE!!! HA!

Person 1: Confused look on face. Walks off in disappointment and confusion.

by pdubowner February 16, 2010