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shirt-face 

1. A whore or the daughter of a whore.

2. A vile and disgusting person that smells like they just stepped out of the garbage, or maybe a vat of poop.
"Pay no attention to him he's just a real shirt-face."
shirt-face by slugkid10 April 19, 2007
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Blue Shirt Your Face 

A comeback that there's absolutely no comeback to, once its been comebacked.
Person 1: FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!

Person 2: Oh YEAH!? BLUE SHIRT YOUR FACE!!! HA!

Person 1: Confused look on face. Walks off in disappointment and confusion.
Blue Shirt Your Face by pdubowner February 15, 2010

Face Shirt 

Someone that is in the way of a working musician who’s trying to unload their gear. In post show darkness, you can only make out their face and part of their shirt. Often found in doorways and load out areas talking to their equally Face Shirt’d friends. Weren’t there for the show, showed up to the bar after. Townie.
Man it’s taking me forever to unload tonight because these Face Shirts won’t get out of my way.
Face Shirt by Departure7788 July 2, 2022

Shit Face Sally

When someone is being a total ignorant little prick, and they bother the shit out of you.
Cameron, shut the fuck up you shit face sally. You're pissing me off.
Shit Face Sally by bryan03 December 29, 2016

nigger faggot shit face

search for fucking nigger faggot shit face

it's basically the same thing.
black nigger: nigger faggot shit face
black nigger: k

fucking nigger faggot shit face 

calling a black guy a fucking nigger faggot shit face

fucking: to express anger, annoyance, contempt, or surprise
nigger: term for a black or dark-skinned person
faggot: male homosexual
shit: poop or black
face: front part of the head
someone: you're a fucking nigger faggot shit face
black man: ima beat you up motherfucker

shart face

the shocked look on one's face as they realize they have not farted as they expected, but indeed sharted instead. shart face most commonly occurs during public sharts.
Dude I was talking to Sarah and I was really nervous and had to fart. But then I sharted and I had the worst shart face. Fuck.
shart face by Bartholomew Cubbins February 26, 2011
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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