Shitflakes

1. Generic term for unappetizing breakfast cereal
2. Exclamation of dismay or disgust
3. Generic term for anything of poor quality, uappealing, undesired, etc.

1. Some "Continental Breakfast"--all they had was shitflakes and instant coffee.

2. Shitflakes! She still hasn't returned my call.

3. When I asked the boss for a raise, all I got was total shitflakes.

by Dr. Foo May 8, 2008

bloody shitflakes

What happens after being lost in the midst of an animal lust of pounding vage' and a "pop out" occurs, then rapidly gets rammed in the rong hole.

After I accidentally fucked her in the ass I looked down and had bloody shitflakes on my dick.

by The Nose knows March 8, 2014

shitfacested

shitfacested is a combination of shitfaced and wasted creating shit-face-sted meaning extremely intoxicated or inebriated beyond recognition.

"Damn, that dude was so shitfacested that he didn't even know his own name after that keg party!"

by shitfacested October 10, 2011

Shitflake

The shards of poop that stick to your butthairs from a non juicy poop. These typically hurt if not removed at first wipe and not alot of gas is moving through the anal cavity.

I brought tears to my eyes by trying to remove a shitflake after two days of constipation.

by Spartacus Baines March 19, 2004

shit flakes

when you go to use the toilet after someone took a dump & didnt double flush, & shit particles are floating around.

"damn meg, did you just take a dump? you forgot to finish flushing, now there's shit flakes floating around"

by 40zN9z September 6, 2009

shitcakes

a funny and inventive alternative to 'shit'. more of a cuss word you'd yell out, perhaps when doubled up in pain, more that in regular conversation because its just too wierd

woman: 'george, be careful not to tread on that-'
man: owwwwwwwwww SHITCAKES!

by franc September 22, 2005

Frosted Shit Flakes

Pieces of fecies that gather at the bottom of the toilet. I'm talkin bout that 2nd flush crew.

Sorry bro, but i took a nasty ass dump and left some frosted shit flakes.

by Jesus Cristos August 22, 2007