SHILF

someone’s husband I’d love to fuck

Kristen: dayum have u seen the new band director?!?

Sally: no I haven’t! but I know his wife!

Kristen: he’s definitely a shilf

SHILF by harryswifey69 March 10, 2021

shilf

SHeep I'd Love to Fuck. Like a MILF, but for folks who are into sheep.

There are lots and lots of milf sites, but I have yet to find a shilf site worth bookmarking.

shilf by tekwriter July 30, 2007

shilf

having gay sex with a tractor and contancing an std

me and grandpa shilf together on the houn deere

shilf by CertifiedKrilker September 6, 2022

Shift Disturber 

That one employee who always runs to the supervisor complaining about other workers.

Jenny went running to the boss about Dave taking an extra smoke break. What a Shift Disturber!!!

Shift Disturber by will bitten October 26, 2017

Bare Shelf 

The shape of a womans tits when she has used a push up bra to lift her saggy deflated tits so high that it gives the look of a bare shelf, empty shelf or mantlepiece

You can always spot them because the top of the shelf is flat as opposed to rounded. A genuine full pair of tits would have a rounded top

What's with the bare shelf? Just let them sag and be proud of them. You ain't fooling anyone darling, there's no shame in being a punctured princess

Bare Shelf by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

Pizza Shift 

For those in the Late Night Food and Drink Service Industry.

The Pizza Shift starts when the last customer leaves and ends when the last worker leaves.

During that time, money is counted, floors are mopped, trash is taken to dumpsters, bottles restocked, bathrooms cleaned, etc.

During these end of night duties, coworkers reflect on and tell the tales of the evening.

Bartenders tell stories of their regulars. Bouncers seeing who saw the funniest thing of the night. Kitchen staff making a snack, etc.

A time to slow down after an active evening. A brief break. A long awaited cigarette. A bite to eat. And sometimes, a round of Jägerbombs to commemorate another night.

*Also sounds like Piece of Shit*

Hutch and the Nompton Crew have the Best Pizza Shift discussions.

Jill: What time will you be home?
Jack: Don't know. Depends on the Pizza Shift meeting.

Pizza Shift by NobeeCares February 5, 2023

Shelf 

Lame.

Square.
Busted.

Tired.

Dude is so shelf with those corny jokes.
She is so shelf! No cap!

Shelf by CHOPPAMAMA December 3, 2020