Shilfie

A selfie whilst shitting.

"Jonny needs to stop taking shilfies because it's gross"

by D-D-David B-B-Bowie May 30, 2014

Shelfield academy

Shelfieldacademy is a shit school in walsall. All of the year 11s smoke a joint in the alley and the roadmen smoke vapes in the toilet. Pe is like military camp and all the teachers are wankers who come from Aldridge

Mom: I think my son will go to shelfield

Mom 2: nah don't go there it's full of chavs and roadmen who will steal your shoes

Shelfield academy is a shithole

by ThePoseiden.1243 December 3, 2019

Shelfie

A picture or portrait of your bookshelf. Showcasing literature IN ALL IT'S GLORY!
(This term was originally defined by author Rick Riordan).
Not to be confused with selfie .

As you can see, everything in my shelfie is color coordinated.

by chocopath December 17, 2013

Shitfie

Noun: A combination of the word shit and the slang term selfie. Meaning a selfie that you take of yourself with your poop in the background.

Person 1:"I just took a massive crap"
Person 2:"dude!! Send me a shitfie"

by Bootybro4ever2K64 July 9, 2014

shelfield academy

a shitty school where students never stop moaning about teachers, the toilets are a shithole . never get away with anything and can not have any fun without getting sent to mrs garcia

shelfield academy is a shithole where year 8,9 and 10 girls smoke a joint in cornies

by caitlin3011 August 26, 2019

shelfie

a picture of things on the shelf above your kitchen sink

My shelfie shows that Papa Smurf is in the house.

by Ae5Ea8 March 21, 2015

shelfield

Shelfield is a small town on walsall where pretty much everyone is a fucking cunt wearing adidas.Most of the girls in this town are fucking broke goes that lose there virginity in there primary schools. All of the boys are fucking twats with a retarded hair cut that think there here. Most people that live here live in a shit neighbourhood. Every parson 12+ Probabely smells like tobacco or weed.

" Bruh don't go to shelfield everyones a twat that bites there lip on musically and uses every filter on snapchat "

by WeedSmokingHoe April 10, 2017