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A selfie whilst shitting.

"Jonny needs to stop taking shilfies because it's gross"

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Shelfield academy

Shelfieldacademy is a shit school in walsall. All of the year 11s smoke a joint in the alley and the roadmen smoke vapes in the toilet. Pe is like military camp and all the teachers are wankers who come from Aldridge

Mom: I think my son will go to shelfield

Mom 2: nah don't go there it's full of chavs and roadmen who will steal your shoes

Shelfield academy is a shithole

Shelfield academy by ThePoseiden.1243 December 3, 2019

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Shelfie

A picture or portrait of your bookshelf. Showcasing literature IN ALL IT'S GLORY!
(This term was originally defined by author Rick Riordan).
Not to be confused with selfie .

As you can see, everything in my shelfie is color coordinated.

Shelfie by chocopath December 17, 2013

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Shitfie

Noun: A combination of the word shit and the slang term selfie. Meaning a selfie that you take of yourself with your poop in the background.

Person 1:"I just took a massive crap"
Person 2:"dude!! Send me a shitfie"

Shitfie by Bootybro4ever2K64 July 9, 2014

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shelfield academy

a shitty school where students never stop moaning about teachers, the toilets are a shithole . never get away with anything and can not have any fun without getting sent to mrs garcia

shelfield academy is a shithole where year 8,9 and 10 girls smoke a joint in cornies

shelfield academy by caitlin3011 August 26, 2019

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shelfie

a picture of things on the shelf above your kitchen sink

My shelfie shows that Papa Smurf is in the house.

shelfie by Ae5Ea8 March 21, 2015

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shelfield

Shelfield is a small town on walsall where pretty much everyone is a fucking cunt wearing adidas.Most of the girls in this town are fucking broke goes that lose there virginity in there primary schools. All of the boys are fucking twats with a retarded hair cut that think there here. Most people that live here live in a shit neighbourhood. Every parson 12+ Probabely smells like tobacco or weed.

" Bruh don't go to shelfield everyones a twat that bites there lip on musically and uses every filter on snapchat "

shelfield by WeedSmokingHoe April 10, 2017

kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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