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When the opening credits play for The Colbert Report's new season, he grabs the American flag and jumps down amongst many Amurcan words. One of the first and only easily readable ones is SCILF.
by athinkingman June 02, 2010
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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After watching the Colbert show tonight, I've got a serious case of SCILF!
by ColbertFan98 June 01, 2010
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Christine O'Donnell is that SCILF I'd love to fuck in the worst way. And I've got the warlock wand for her backdoor coven, that sexy witch.
by BigToolTime October 05, 2010
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Acronym: Small child I'd like to Fuck. A person of years 16 or younger that is quite obviously still tight. See also jailbait.

Users Tip: Nickelodeon TV shows are a goldmine for Scilfs.
"Wow have you seen the new Hannah Montanah Mylie Ray Cyrus she is such a scilf"
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