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shelf-ass
shelf-ass by Scott Henry March 6, 2008
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shelf ass
When one's ass, usually larger female's, stick so far out horizontally that it may be used as a shelf to place items on.
"Hey dude, have you seen my drink?"
"Oh broski, I left it on that bitch's shelf ass ahead of us in the line in Wal-Mart."
"What the fux, bro."
"Oh broski, I left it on that bitch's shelf ass ahead of us in the line in Wal-Mart."
"What the fux, bro."
shelf ass by SpykeIzLeet August 23, 2011
shelf-ass
Where the back and butt of a person seem to intersect at a 90 degree angle forming a shelf. For which one can rest an arm, cup, or book, like a bookshelf.
shelf-ass by brandy kim May 9, 2011
Shelf ass
Noun: a butt characterised by the sharp right angle from one's back, to the top of their ass. The thighs blend straight into the booty, but somehow it is very distinct from the back. It looks like they sat down for so long that their ass flattened out. The sharp angle makes it look and act much like a shelf.
Shelf ass by Chronus Pseudonymous October 30, 2018
Shelf-Ass
Shelf-Ass by Anonymousshelfass April 13, 2016
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