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1 mile = 5,280 feet = 63,360 inches
The national average penis size in the US is 5.5 inches.
63,360/5.5 inches = 11,520
There is approximately 11,520 dicks in a mile.
The national average penis size in the US is 5.5 inches.
63,360/5.5 inches = 11,520
There is approximately 11,520 dicks in a mile.
Yo Mama is such a hoe that she has a Mile of Dick twice a week!
Tim: Man! Sally has hooked up with everyone at work, except me. Glad I'm not part of her Mile of Dick.
Tom: Speak for yourself!
Tim: Man! Sally has hooked up with everyone at work, except me. Glad I'm not part of her Mile of Dick.
Tom: Speak for yourself!
by NobeeCares January 9, 2023
When a new Bouncer at a bar or club has to break up a multi person bar fight on their first night.
That bouncer gets $13 in cash to buy themselves a drink or two.
The cash comes from a collection from the other bouncers and/or manager.
That bouncer gets $13 in cash to buy themselves a drink or two.
The cash comes from a collection from the other bouncers and/or manager.
Trophy Unlocked: Brawler 13
Looks like the new kid,Bart, just earned his Brawler 13 for breaking up that 4 man fight at the back bar.
Looks like the new kid,Bart, just earned his Brawler 13 for breaking up that 4 man fight at the back bar.
by NobeeCares March 2, 2023
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by NobeeCares February 24, 2023
For those in the Late Night Food and Drink Service Industry.
The Pizza Shift starts when the last customer leaves and ends when the last worker leaves.
During that time, money is counted, floors are mopped, trash is taken to dumpsters, bottles restocked, bathrooms cleaned, etc.
During these end of night duties, coworkers reflect on and tell the tales of the evening.
Bartenders tell stories of their regulars. Bouncers seeing who saw the funniest thing of the night. Kitchen staff making a snack, etc.
A time to slow down after an active evening. A brief break. A long awaited cigarette. A bite to eat. And sometimes, a round of Jägerbombs to commemorate another night.
*Also sounds like Piece of Shit*
The Pizza Shift starts when the last customer leaves and ends when the last worker leaves.
During that time, money is counted, floors are mopped, trash is taken to dumpsters, bottles restocked, bathrooms cleaned, etc.
During these end of night duties, coworkers reflect on and tell the tales of the evening.
Bartenders tell stories of their regulars. Bouncers seeing who saw the funniest thing of the night. Kitchen staff making a snack, etc.
A time to slow down after an active evening. A brief break. A long awaited cigarette. A bite to eat. And sometimes, a round of Jägerbombs to commemorate another night.
*Also sounds like Piece of Shit*
Hutch and the Nompton Crew have the Best Pizza Shift discussions.
Jill: What time will you be home?
Jack: Don't know. Depends on the Pizza Shift meeting.
Jill: What time will you be home?
Jack: Don't know. Depends on the Pizza Shift meeting.
by NobeeCares February 5, 2023
March 10
First mentioned in early 2023 at a Boca Raton, Florida Planning and Zoning Meeting by a woman who identified herself as Ashley Cream.
The woman gave some numbers about how she believes Florida had the largest per capita population of "Sugar Daddies" in the US, with Miami, Palm Beach, and Boca with the highest concentration of "these aged benefactors."
"Sugar Daddies, both gay and straight, and yes, even Sugar Mommies, are responsible for college educations, cars, homes, rents, jets and the occasional body enhancement."
The woman said that "sugar daddies" help support "our local economy."
Also works with Sugar Mommies too.
First mentioned in early 2023 at a Boca Raton, Florida Planning and Zoning Meeting by a woman who identified herself as Ashley Cream.
The woman gave some numbers about how she believes Florida had the largest per capita population of "Sugar Daddies" in the US, with Miami, Palm Beach, and Boca with the highest concentration of "these aged benefactors."
"Sugar Daddies, both gay and straight, and yes, even Sugar Mommies, are responsible for college educations, cars, homes, rents, jets and the occasional body enhancement."
The woman said that "sugar daddies" help support "our local economy."
Also works with Sugar Mommies too.
Heather: Hey Sara! Whatcha doing Friday?
Sara: I'm celebrating Sugar Daddy Appreciation Day with Paul.
Heather: I gotta get me one of those.
Sara: I'm celebrating Sugar Daddy Appreciation Day with Paul.
Heather: I gotta get me one of those.
by NobeeCares March 6, 2023
The Metric counterpart of Mile of Dick.
1 kilometer =100,000 centimeters (cm)
Average Penis Size is 13.12cm. (5.16 inches)
100,000cm / 13.12cm= 7,621.95
There is approximately 7,622 dicks in a Kilometer
*Fun thing to say when online gaming*
1 kilometer =100,000 centimeters (cm)
Average Penis Size is 13.12cm. (5.16 inches)
100,000cm / 13.12cm= 7,621.95
There is approximately 7,622 dicks in a Kilometer
*Fun thing to say when online gaming*
Your Mother has a Kilometer of Cock twice a week!
Sally Sue is on a quest to achieve her ‘Kilometer of Cock’ trophy!
Sally Sue is on a quest to achieve her ‘Kilometer of Cock’ trophy!
by NobeeCares September 14, 2023