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shelfie

a picture of things on the shelf above your kitchen sink
My shelfie shows that Papa Smurf is in the house.
by Ae5Ea8 March 21, 2015
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shelfie

The act of taking a selfie while taking a shit, most commonly sent to your significant other.
My girlfriend thinks I'm cheating unless I send a shelfie a day.
by mattarse October 22, 2014
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shelfie

"You got a job?"
"Yup, I'm a shelfie."
by k9norn November 12, 2003
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shelfie

A self picture worthy of a shelf
Why take a shelfie when you can pay a homeless man five cents to take one.
by bltbites November 7, 2013
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shelfie

A selfie while you're on the toilet taking a shit. Shit + Selfie = Shelfie.
"I'm shexting you right now, next I'm gonna post a shelfie to Instagram!"
by poopedmypants April 19, 2014
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Shelfie

A picture or portrait of your bookshelf. Showcasing literature IN ALL IT'S GLORY!
(This term was originally defined by author Rick Riordan).
Not to be confused with selfie .
As you can see, everything in my shelfie is color coordinated.
by chocopath December 17, 2013
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Shelfie

A photo taken to show off what is on someones shelf, usually to show off figures/statues or collectible memorabilia.
"Here's a Shelfie, check out my 1/6th scale Iron Man figures"
by PrimeGuy January 18, 2014
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