secreterry 

A receptionist who comes to work just in a bathrobe or wrapped in a towel.

If your taste in "willing" hot chicks runs to bookkeepers and front-desk clerks, asking a secreterry to spread her legs for you would involve less clothing-related hassle, in dat she wouldn't have any tight-fitting garments for you to tediously remove and then put back on her afterwards --- you could just "unwrap" her warm luscious body with ease, enjoy your wild and delightful bouncy-bouncy wif her, and then just re-wind da simple nap-textured gown or sheet around her again.

secreterry by QuacksO October 14, 2023

Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon 

The owl shown in the Tom Scott video called "How Weird Is My Audience? I Polled 15,408 People To Find Out

Person 1: Is that Clovenhorn, Destroyer of Mars?
Person 2: No! It's Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon! (*tom dying of laughter in the corner*)

Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon by .mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq098 December 28, 2020

Blue Secretary 

when you are messing aroung with a chick and you go home right before you finish and she calls you and talks dirty so you can get off

He got a speeding ticket trying to get home to finish his blue secretary.

Blue Secretary by cambronshinn February 7, 2010

secretary 

an assistant to an executive.

get out of the dark ages theyre not called secretary anymore, theyre called ed 'assistants' now. and Lollypop or lollipop are the longest words you can type with your right hand. chew on that :)

secretary by daywalkz March 31, 2009

US Secretary of Defense Parnas 

The newest appointee in the administration of the 45th POTUS.

The newest US Secretary of Defense Parnas was tapped by Putin’s Bitch this morning when he told his good buddy Lev that he was sorry he acted like he didn’t know him and that Parnas was “up next” for this plum job where he can work directly with Vlady and all the other good buddies in Moscow and Ukraine.

US Secretary of Defense Parnas by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2019

Sham WH Press Secretary 

The White House Press Corps’ nickname for the newest Trump WH mouthpiece, Stephanie Grisham, because she doesn’t actually “do” press conferences and she seriously overuses the word “sham.”

“These vile sham impeachment procedures fueled by rabid commie Democrats will eventually be exposed,” seethed the Sham WH Press Secretary in a recently issued written statement.

Sham WH Press Secretary by Dr Bunnygirl November 9, 2019

cowboy's secretary 

when the girl is riding you, your phone rings, and she picks the phone up and answers it without getting off or taking it out.

last night when you called and my girlfriend answered, we were actually doing the cowboy's secretary.

cowboy's secretary by The Cowboy with The Secretary April 25, 2011