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scoonchie 

Scoonchie is a mysterious Italian delicacy, that of which is actually meant to be burnt instead of properly cooked to enjoy.

Scoonchie (Scün-Chee) is compromised of household ingredients, that aren’t necessarily in the human food group. Scoonchie is usually prepared for religious and social celebrations including Christmas, Ramadan and St. Patrick’s Day.
We were hoping to have a nice meal this evening, but Chavez burnt the scoonchie again.
scoonchie by Scumbagdoug June 24, 2021
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Skoochie Doochie 

The act of cutely seducing your partner through genital combat.

Locking crotches and swapping gravy.

Tunnel patrol.

Disappointing God.
He would drive 20 miles just to skoochie doochie.

Smoochie 

Made by the drillys in NY
It’s means Hoe,Treesh,Thot Etc. any word along those lines can be used a “smoochie”
Shawty a smoochie she tried to do meeeee” ~Dthang
Smoochie by D Thang March 23, 2021

National give your boyfriend your scrunchie day 

an accessory used to soo many different reasons. perfect for using in your hair but also perfect to wear as a bracelet on your wrist to compliment your outfit. scrunchies are also a symbol of love. when a boy gives a girl his sweatshirt the girl will give him her scrunchie. she wants him to wear it on her wrist so he thinks of her when they aren’t together
he’s wearing my scrunchie, what a vsco boyfriend🤩
scrunchie by okurrrr1234 March 12, 2019

Don't-Touch-Me-Scrunchie 

Traditional hairpiece worn by women to keep their hair out of their face. Common characteristics of a don't-touch-me-scrunchie are when it's worn; ridiculously tight pulled back hair, a pissed-off look on the womans face and a walk that would plow anybody over if they got in her way.
Chris- "I saw your ex walking out of the bank the other day."

John- "Oh yeah? How did she look??"

Chris- "She was wearing sunglasses, an angry look on her face and her hair was pulled back really tight in a don't-touch-me-scrunchie."
sick alcoholic wench, slut skank, bitches that are all about drama drama drama
dude, the schoochies are wasted again.
courtney's such a schoochie.
schoochie by Jessica L July 29, 2008