schoochie

sick alcoholic wench, slut skank, bitches that are all about drama drama drama

dude, the schoochies are wasted again.
courtney's such a schoochie.

by Jessica L July 29, 2008

schoochie

A cross between a skank and a hoochie... Much worse than both.

She slept with your ex-boyfriend?... Oh she is such a schoochie!

by Brittany P. December 14, 2007

schoochie

A cute dog or animal or person or anything that makes you feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.

"oh baby that golden retriever is such a little schoochie poo"

by schoochielover69 May 21, 2018

Schoolie

The dirty lunch food found in New York City public schools

Hey man, the schoolie bussin..."

by Abds Man December 14, 2018

schlochembacher

one who is depressed and is willing to explain to anybody how bad their life is on social clubs such as myspace, facebook, twitter, etc.

schlochembacher

by youngno23 March 20, 2010

schooch

The act of incrementally moving, sliding or scooting one's derrière, buttocks or rear along when sitting on a sofa or bench, usually to make room for others to sit.

Probably derived from "scoot," which means "To move or slide to the side."

Brett, please schooch down a little so Aunt Dolores will have room to sit down.

by Joseph Poliakon December 30, 2004

Schlochenthorp

Schlochenthorp is a sex move which takes no less than three years to complete and there is absolutely NO sex to be had. It contains 849 highly detailed steps that must be followed to the letter. A full list can be found on Facebook. It can be performed solo or with multiple people.

I haven't seen John lately. Where is he?" "He is off performing Schlochenthorp with his girlfriend. He won't be back for a while"

by Timebender13 July 8, 2010