Scoonched 

. something looks weird or dis-proportioned

. Someone who looks a hot mess

. a blob of fat sticking out that looks unattractive

that girl needs to stop wearing that tight dress because her stomach is scoonched

That dude swear he look good but his face is scoonched

Why she looking a hot mess. she's scoonched

Scoonched by Missy718 August 16, 2011

Scorched Earth Bitch

When someone finally drops the final straw that breaks the camel's back and you do every conceivable action within your means to destroy that person's life in its entirety, short of killing them.

O, so you're really gonna do this to me right now? Ok well then I hope you're ready for Scorched Earth Bitch.

Scorched Earth Bitch by Ranchgirls November 27, 2020

Scorched Mexican Policy 

Noun referring to a Hispanic contingent that has received excessive exposure to the sun's ultraviolet rays. Also known as Mexican sunburn.

What's with the Scorched Mexican Policy, Holmes ? Haven't you ever heard of sunblock ?

Scorched Mexican Policy by Juan del Tostada April 4, 2013

Scorched Earth 

When an army is retreating, destroying everything that could be of use to the enemy as it goes ie: railways,bridges,buildings,power,oil instalations etc etc so all that falls into the enemys hands is wreckage&land scorched by demolition charges.

"as they retreated, they destroyed everything in thier path leaving nothing but fire, destruction and scorched earth"

Scorched Earth by Recklessxzx January 13, 2009

Scorched Earth Policy 

When you go to war with someone and decide that you do anything to win even if that means destroying your own resources so that they can't use them. It refers to the a strategy whereby a defensive retreating military will destroy the resources (food supply, bridges, water, power sources) to assure that the advancing opposing military cannot use them.

Scorched Earth policy: "If we go to war, I will use enact a scratched earth policy."

Scorched Earth Policy by Chereb September 22, 2018

Scorched Earth 

the act of taking every legal method you have at your disposal to cause maximum disruption to those around you without regard for potential social repercussions.

Mom: I am selling the Mustang.

Me: It used to be my car; so let me buy it back!!

Mom: Too late, I sold it because I had the title and I can do what I want.

Me: Congrats woman, I am going scorched earth. I am going to do whatever I can to make your life a living hell.

Scorched Earth by inunotaisho April 5, 2020

scrunched 

When you feel upset, angry, or confused af.

Friend 1: Man, that teacher makes me feel scrunched
Friend 2: Dude me too

scrunched by jordynday_ November 23, 2016