schwort

frat boy booty shorts

thomas: hey what’s that guy wearing his ass looks soooo big and juicy omg
will: he’s wearing the latest schworts

by katt! December 5, 2021

schlort

A skinny, tiny, shriveled up chode. It tends to fold and is impossible to jerk off with.

Holy shit dude, don't whip out your schlort in the changeroom bro.

by lebronisgoat October 31, 2018

schlack schlorts

When you roll up your slacks and turn them into schlorts.

Yo bruh, nice schlack schlorts!

by just make the money January 13, 2014

Schwertie

A dialect of a shorty, further defined as a really hot girl.

Yo, Jessica Simpson is a schwertie!

by Neekolas May 28, 2006

Schort

The word schort is a variant of the word schlong only where schlong describes a penis that is fair to large in size, schort describes a small or tiny penis.

Luke: Hey Dave
Dave: Hey Luke, what you been up to?.
Luke: I've just been to the gym with Kyle. You know he's got a tiny penis.
Dave: No but I suspected.
Luke: Yeah, when we were coming back from the shower I noticed he was packin' a schort in his shorts.
Dave: You did, did you.
Luke: Yeah, it's tiny. I took a picture with my phone if you want to see.
Dave: I'm good thanks. Why'd you do that.
Luke: For my collection. You don't think I go to the gym to work out do you?
Dave: .....
Luke: .....
Dave: So..., Kyle's packin' a schort then

by cptchopper79 October 26, 2010

Will Schwartz

A protist

Look at that protist over there, he must be will schwartz

by goeagles920 October 24, 2011

Schwartz

An American unit of linear measure equal to 7.5 inches. Also commonly referred to as "two hands".

Mike has a full schwartz, where as Tom and Frank only have half.

by LT48313 March 5, 2011