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To do something with ease and confidence.
"That was easier than expected."
"I know man, schwork."
Schwork by LotusMike June 12, 2012
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"Okay, see you after schwork!"
schwork by Jennifer Schultz January 28, 2008
Schwork (pronounced squirk) is paid work that one does at the schooll where they are currently attending/enrolled in classes

Example
1). An assistantship position
Jolene! It's time for schwork (squirk)!
Schwork by PatrickJones69 July 25, 2024
a combination of "school" and "work." first coined by a pharmacy student to describe the last year of pharmacy school, in which students pay tuition to work for free as part of their training/"learning experience."
i'll be schorking at the hospital tomorrow until 5pm.
schork by bitter pharmacy student August 24, 2011

Schnorkel 

Noun

An alcoholic beverage that involves redbull and flavored vodka. Similar to "shotgunning" a beer, you take a can of redbull and tipping it sideways puncture a hole near the bottom of the can. You then pour out some of the redbull and fill the can with flavored vodka. When ready, tip the can up, open the can and chug.

Beverage and word originated in Wisconsin.
Dude I just took a schnorkel... sooo ready to party!

Tired? Try a schnorkel!
Schnorkel by gingerrae March 29, 2010
Eating something of large quantity very quickly
Dude, did you see me schlork that whole buffet?
Schlork by Big Lack April 23, 2019
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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