Schort 

The word schort is a variant of the word schlong only where schlong describes a penis that is fair to large in size, schort describes a small or tiny penis.

Luke: Hey Dave
Dave: Hey Luke, what you been up to?.
Luke: I've just been to the gym with Kyle. You know he's got a tiny penis.
Dave: No but I suspected.
Luke: Yeah, when we were coming back from the shower I noticed he was packin' a schort in his shorts.
Dave: You did, did you.
Luke: Yeah, it's tiny. I took a picture with my phone if you want to see.
Dave: I'm good thanks. Why'd you do that.
Luke: For my collection. You don't think I go to the gym to work out do you?
Dave: .....
Luke: .....
Dave: So..., Kyle's packin' a schort then

Schort by cptchopper79 October 26, 2010

Schorn 

A mixture of corn and shit that one would eat in order to have sex with a hot chick .

I would eat the Schorn out of her ass just to get next to her asshole and I don't even like corn!

Schorn by will bitten December 27, 2016

short screen 

Referring to a movie screen format which the top and bottom of the screen is cut off.During filming the round camera lens top and bottom is closed in to produce a short picture.This is mistakenly named widescreen since the screen is no wider than usual only shorter.

The short screen format cut off the actors forehead and chin during the closeup.

short screen by BWM January 23, 2008

Schooter 

Schooter is used to define someone who would probably shoot up a school or someone who has shot up a school.

That kid who sits by himself at lunch and has no friends is a schooter.

Schooter by Schoot November 30, 2018

short-fingered vulgarian 

white-supremacist septuagenarian fucktard whose early-morning defecations are accompanied by spewings of Hitlerian hate speech via Twitter Rage; see Donald J. Trump; also: assclown; Republican

Donald J. Trump is the proto-typical short-fingered vulgarian.

short-fingered vulgarian by Eppypotamus June 19, 2019

short dog in a paper bag 

An alcoholic drink in a paper bag

I'm poor and want to get drunk lets get a short dog in a paper bag

short dog in a paper bag by Ur welcome chuck lorre November 19, 2021

short shaming 

No, this has nothing to do with penis length; your dirty mind would go there!

Short shaming is the act of teasing or disparaging a person because of their short stature.

It's a form of discrimination that gets the impunity that racism doesn't. Short shaming has a surprising double standard present in many women: they advocate for the body positivity of themselves and others, yet openly and shamelessly denounce short men.

It's important to remember that height is genetic and unchangeable once a man hits the approximate age of 20; discriminating against it is never a valid criticism. Short men face a lot of discrimination, so just remember to treat them with the respect that everybody deserves. Short shaming is like racism: you're discriminating against a harmless trait that someone cannot change.

Girl 1: "So how tall's your new boyfriend?"
Girl 2: "He's 5'8."
Girl 1: "Ew, it's only a friends thing, right?"
Girl 2: "Hey, quit short shaming, I love him!"

short shaming by Vindicator Phoenix January 1, 2017