schnort
schnort by Mattysimpooo July 22, 2016
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Schnort
To take a sip of alcohol directly from the bottle. Typically, Fireball or other cinnamon flavored booze. Commonly used amongst Finnlanders who reside in Northern Minnesota.
Schnorts of dat Hot 100 tho!
Heeey there, how's it goin' ? You wanna a couple schnorts of this Fireball?
Heeey there, how's it goin' ? You wanna a couple schnorts of this Fireball?
Schnort by Sflower0326 May 21, 2018
Related Words
schnort • Schnortal • schnorten hooten • Caflorkle Schnort • Garble-schnorting • schlort • schnorks • schnoot • schnart • schnorer
Caflorkle Schnort
Caflorkle Schnort by SkyHawk1311 June 12, 2017
Schnart
When you shart and snarl at the same time, usually facilitated by a obtuse sphincter.
How to avoid Schnarting:
-Becareful when you sneeze
-Becarful when you get mad
-Becarful when you sneeze and get mad
-Becareful when you snarl
-Becareful when you need to poop
How to avoid Schnarting:
-Becareful when you sneeze
-Becarful when you get mad
-Becarful when you sneeze and get mad
-Becareful when you snarl
-Becareful when you need to poop
Schnart by DR. Bitcoin May 15, 2018
schlort
schlort by lebronisgoat October 31, 2018
schlack schlorts
schlack schlorts by just make the money January 13, 2014
Schort
The word schort is a variant of the word schlong only where schlong describes a penis that is fair to large in size, schort describes a small or tiny penis.
Luke: Hey Dave
Dave: Hey Luke, what you been up to?.
Luke: I've just been to the gym with Kyle. You know he's got a tiny penis.
Dave: No but I suspected.
Luke: Yeah, when we were coming back from the shower I noticed he was packin' a schort in his shorts.
Dave: You did, did you.
Luke: Yeah, it's tiny. I took a picture with my phone if you want to see.
Dave: I'm good thanks. Why'd you do that.
Luke: For my collection. You don't think I go to the gym to work out do you?
Dave: .....
Luke: .....
Dave: So..., Kyle's packin' a schort then
Dave: Hey Luke, what you been up to?.
Luke: I've just been to the gym with Kyle. You know he's got a tiny penis.
Dave: No but I suspected.
Luke: Yeah, when we were coming back from the shower I noticed he was packin' a schort in his shorts.
Dave: You did, did you.
Luke: Yeah, it's tiny. I took a picture with my phone if you want to see.
Dave: I'm good thanks. Why'd you do that.
Luke: For my collection. You don't think I go to the gym to work out do you?
Dave: .....
Luke: .....
Dave: So..., Kyle's packin' a schort then
Schort by cptchopper79 October 26, 2010
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