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schwart

A small wart found often around your toes or occasionally on your fingers, (depending on how much friction)
"Hey whats that on your foot"

"Yeah i got a schwart"

"Damn those things hurt like a mother"
by antoniolololololololol February 6, 2009
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Schwart

When you fart while having a sweaty butt crack and it feels like a shart. But its not poop that comes out its just the fart moving the warm sweat making it feel like you just let out some poop.
Last night I was so worried I would have to leave the party because I sharted my pants. Until I went to bathroom to check. I was so relieved after I wiped that there was no brown mess. I realized I let out a schwart, not a shart, and I ended up hooking up with Kelly.
by Sven Von Scheisse November 29, 2022
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Schnart

When you shart and snarl at the same time, usually facilitated by a obtuse sphincter.

How to avoid Schnarting:
-Becareful when you sneeze
-Becarful when you get mad
-Becarful when you sneeze and get mad
-Becareful when you snarl
-Becareful when you need to poop
One time my Grandma got so mad at me, she schnarted
by DR. Bitcoin May 15, 2018
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Schwarzschild

Karl Schwarzschild (October 9, 1873 - May 11, 1916) was a German-Jewish physicist and astronomer. He is best known as the one who found the first solution of the Einstein equations and with that delivering the first description of classical black holes.
Non-rotating black holes are called "Schwarzschild black holes" or simply "Schwarzschild holes"
by Bariaska June 18, 2006
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Schwertie

A dialect of a shorty, further defined as a really hot girl.
Yo, Jessica Simpson is a schwertie!
by Neekolas May 28, 2006
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Schwagtrulescent

When something, anything, suffers from a lack of quality in the way that schwag weed sucks. A chronically bitchin person, place, item, music or event can never be schwagtrulescent. Having the essence of schwagg is never a good thing, unless it is actually schwagg weed and that's all you can afford.
Fuck this loser frat party - this party is way too schwagtrulescent.
by TNTNeal December 1, 2010
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Arnold Schwarzenigga

Code-name for a new terminator model introduced in the year 2055 to diversify the population of black cyber-organisms.

New and improved lightweight limbs allow the Schwarzenigga to run 50% faster from RoboCop than it's white counterparts. It runs on a fuel mixture comprised of Kool-aid and Purple Drank.
Arnold Schwarzenigga: I'll be black.
by Mason'sPeangRevington November 24, 2016
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