When you fart while having a sweaty butt crack and it feels like a shart. But its not poop that comes out its just the fart moving the warm sweat making it feel like you just let out some poop.
Last night I was so worried I would have to leave the party because I sharted my pants. Until I went to bathroom to check. I was so relieved after I wiped that there was no brown mess. I realized I let out a schwart, not a shart, and I ended up hooking up with Kelly.
When you shart and snarl at the same time, usually facilitated by a obtuse sphincter.
How to avoid Schnarting:
-Becareful when you sneeze
-Becarful when you get mad
-Becarful when you sneeze and get mad
-Becareful when you snarl
-Becareful when you need to poop
Karl Schwarzschild (October 9, 1873 - May 11, 1916) was a German-Jewish physicist and astronomer. He is best known as the one who found the first solution of the Einstein equations and with that delivering the first description of classical black holes.
When something, anything, suffers from a lack of quality in the way that schwag weed sucks. A chronically bitchin person, place, item, music or event can never be schwagtrulescent. Having the essence of schwagg is never a good thing, unless it is actually schwagg weed and that's all you can afford.
Code-name for a new terminator model introduced in the year 2055 to diversify the population of black cyber-organisms.
New and improved lightweight limbs allow the Schwarzenigga to run 50% faster from RoboCop than it's white counterparts. It runs on a fuel mixture comprised of Kool-aid and Purple Drank.