schmance

To do something in a schmancy manner. A person who is schmancy, exibits schmancy clothes, schmancy pronunciations of words, schmancy cars, etc. A person who does things in a manner they believe is of high class, when in fact it is totally gay.

1. Mark drove his schmancy new BMW M5 to the little league game because he wanted to show off.
2. Mark put on a $2000 Italian suit to go to his reunion so he could pretend he had class.
3. Mark always tries to appear sophisticated by pronouncing simple words in "forgein" ways.
Examples:
Ricotta=Rigut
Mozzarella=Mutzarell

by The Leff January 3, 2005

schvance

A term used for a man's penis.

So last night I was with this chick and I was banging her until my schvance turned blue!

by JYD June 8, 2005

schwance

penis, popularized by comedian Dennis Miller (also spelled shwance)

I jerked off my schwance and shot scroatmeal all over.

by Salvo September 21, 2005

Fancy Schmancy

Insulting high class.

Well, have fun at your fancy schmancy meeting! I wish I could come, but I'm not freakin' good enough!!!!!!

by Zach G. October 27, 2003

Schmankerl-boobie

The act of a young woman exposing her breats at a fine place of eating; also for the amusement of the young male company.

Dude, did she just show us some Schmankerl-boobie?

by BiggityBask December 30, 2007

Schmanten

A German word for food that is incredibly tasteful.

For example you have a huge hunger and in front of you lays a chicken teriyaki sub from subway. If you eat, your going to „schmand“ it away. That’s called schmanten

by Amphee September 29, 2021

Fancy Schmancy

ultra fancy, distinguished,

John has on a pair of fancy schmancy pants today.

by Lj LPLJLolaLola February 15, 2017