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schmarte 

{pronounced in a slightly German-like accent, thus: "sschmaaaarte"}

Definition 1:

Primarily meaning good or awesome.

Definition 2:
Can also be used sarcastically, describing something that is actually bad, boring or tedious.
Definition 1:
James P- Hey, check out my awesome new girlfriend!

Cyrus - Woah! what's the chest-size on that thing?
James P- 36 DD
Cyrus - Schmarte!

Definition 2:
James P- I have to hand in 2 pieces of coursework on Friday, as well as sit 2 exams. I also have to give a presentation on wednesday, I'm so stressed.
Robin - Schmarte! It sucks to be you.
schmarte by JamesP1234 April 20, 2010

Schattenparker 

German word for a person who parks under a trees shadow instead of real burning sun. Not a real man, he is afraid that his car becomes hot then. He should let this parking spot empty for pregnant and older people.
Maybe "shadowparker" is a equal translation.
Look at this guy, he watches girls movies, what a Schattenparker.
Schattenparker by Delden November 24, 2009
Norwegian origin. A word you say when you make people say "what?" on purpose by saying something unclear. The letter "æ" pronounces somewhat like ae in English.
1: Look, a fucrkcherst!!
2: What?
1: schmæn
2: *slapping person 1 in the face*
Schmæn by filipgs March 2, 2010

schmacting 

A person who is a bad actor, actor who indicates, over-the-top, could potentially be overacting to make moments larger than they honestly feel about them.

A shitty acting performance, or a schmuck who is unsuccessfully trying to act

Schmuck + acting = schmacting
The actor had no connection to the work, it was obvious he was schmacting.

Watching that scene was so painful, the actor clearly had no idea how they truly felt and was indicating an emotion, clearly a very bad case of schmacting.

You think that was a performance? Acting, schmacting.
schmacting by Renegade Steve March 11, 2014

schmattered 

- adj.

high intoxicatted, usually when someone is very drunk and also under the influence of sweet maryjane.
Some smokin' hot bitch - "Harrison, you looked pretty schmattered last night!"
Xue - "No! What are you talking about?"
Hot bitch - "I saw that picture on your legendary facebook group. You were passed out with a empty handle of vodka!"
Xue - "It was posed I swear!"
Hot bitch - "Bullshit, let's makeout."
Xue - "Hey wait a minute, do you take AP Chem?"
Hot bitch - "No. What the hell are you talking about Harrison, please take my goddamn shirt off!"
Xue - "No. Abstinence."
schmattered by bamnig April 25, 2007

Schmankerl-boobie 

The act of a young woman exposing her breats at a fine place of eating; also for the amusement of the young male company.
Dude, did she just show us some Schmankerl-boobie?
Schmankerl-boobie by BiggityBask December 30, 2007