schmancter 

The ultimate in sphincter dwellery. Juice action formed in the crotchular region, somewhat similar to fromunda cheese. That nasty shit, yo.

Damn B, that schmancter done been rippin up my genitalia like Linda Tripp on a honey baked ham.

schmancter by Larry Schonsleberry III December 12, 2003

schmattered 

- adj.

high intoxicatted, usually when someone is very drunk and also under the influence of sweet maryjane.

Some smokin' hot bitch - "Harrison, you looked pretty schmattered last night!"
Xue - "No! What are you talking about?"
Hot bitch - "I saw that picture on your legendary facebook group. You were passed out with a empty handle of vodka!"
Xue - "It was posed I swear!"
Hot bitch - "Bullshit, let's makeout."
Xue - "Hey wait a minute, do you take AP Chem?"
Hot bitch - "No. What the hell are you talking about Harrison, please take my goddamn shirt off!"
Xue - "No. Abstinence."

schmattered by bamnig April 25, 2007

Schmankerl-boobie 

The act of a young woman exposing her breats at a fine place of eating; also for the amusement of the young male company.

Dude, did she just show us some Schmankerl-boobie?

Schmankerl-boobie by BiggityBask December 30, 2007

Schmanten

A German word for food that is incredibly tasteful.

For example you have a huge hunger and in front of you lays a chicken teriyaki sub from subway. If you eat, your going to „schmand“ it away. That’s called schmanten

Schmanten by Amphee September 29, 2021

schmonster

Best breakfast sandwich ever made. It is a breakfast sandwich made with double meat, double cheese, and double egg. either on a bagel, biscuit, or muffin. Only available at Sheetz.

I hadnt eaten anything all day, but the Schmonster capped my appitite for a week.

I tried eating a Schmonster while driving, and it turned into a schmess.

Your mom ate my schmonster.

schmonster by GsUPinVA May 12, 2007

schmangler 

A person male or female, who likes to give oral sex for caca

The girl that I met at the bar, was a toal schmangler

schmangler by robocop turd January 24, 2009

Schmancey 

The next stage of fancy

That nice hotel is fancy schmancey

Schmancey by Shinaenae December 7, 2010