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A cross between a schmuck and a monkey.
That cop was acting like a real schmonkey, shouting, jumping around and flailing his arms.
Schmonkey by 202101 December 24, 2010
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schvance 

A term used for a man's penis.
So last night I was with this chick and I was banging her until my schvance turned blue!
schvance by JYD June 8, 2005

schwance 

penis, popularized by comedian Dennis Miller (also spelled shwance)
I jerked off my schwance and shot scroatmeal all over.
schwance by Salvo September 21, 2005

Fancy Shmancy

1. A term used to describe something expensive and impressive
2. A term used to mockingly describe something expensive and attempting to be impressive
1. My new watch cost $10,000 and is really shiny. It sure is fancy shmancy
2. Wow your house is so large in this tiny neighborhood filled with impoverished people. It's pretty fancy shmancy

Fancy Schmancy 

Well, have fun at your fancy schmancy meeting! I wish I could come, but I'm not freakin' good enough!!!!!!
Fancy Schmancy by Zach G. October 27, 2003

schmoney 

gangster money. absolutely ferda, only the boys know.
* plays hockey, scores a nice goal *

way to go kid, great goal, schmoneyyyyyyyyy
schmoney by ffcertcccccccc December 21, 2017